Ooh err socks, don't they do it for you?

Not for me they don't.....you know what does it for me

What underpants?

Only if you're in them

What about out of them.

Oh yes definitely out of them.....well preferably anyway

You better bring a brush.

I'd rather use my fingers if its all the same?

Y ou can run your fingers through my hair, cos you can.

Oh yes i can....cause there's lots of it....yummy!!!

Meow.
Have you got some cream?

You know i'm the cat with the cream.......just look at the smile on my face!

I tort I saw a putty cat.

Thats me.......your little putty tat......meow

This hound dog wants to eat some armpit.