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18.09.2006, 20:37 quote

Anonymous

Jeggea wrote:
Animalmother wrote:
unfortunatly my little man is a bit broken atmo before you all ask being drunk and clumsy and my zipper...........xx


Women dont know how painful that is Crying or Very sad


Hey, women can get bits stuck in zips too you know!! The worst i ever did was trim my pubic hair with a pair of scissors and snip myself there!! OMG!!! Agony for days

 
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18.09.2006, 21:07 quote

Anonymous

redoctober wrote:
Jeggea wrote:
Animalmother wrote:
unfortunatly my little man is a bit broken atmo before you all ask being drunk and clumsy and my zipper...........xx


Women dont know how painful that is Crying or Very sad


Hey, women can get bits stuck in zips too you know!! The worst i ever did was trim my pubic hair with a pair of scissors and snip myself there!! OMG!!! Agony for days


I cut myself once when I thought I'd have a trim around there, it was painful and just wouldn't stop bleeding.....its something you have to be careful with Surprised

Two mates of mine went to a pub one dinnertime, after a while one of them went to the toilet. Half hour later, the other mate wondered why he was taking so long, so he went to the toilet and the other friend was in the toilet cubicle, so he shouted are you all right ? The one in the cubicle shouted he had his nob caught in his fly. He opened the door and his jeans were covered in blood. They had to call an ambulance and they had to take him through a packed pub in a wheelchair with a blanket over him. The Hospital had to cut his jeans off.
Now that was painful as well as being embarrassing Surprised

 
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18.09.2006, 21:07 quote

Anonymous

redoctober wrote:
Jeggea wrote:
Animalmother wrote:
unfortunatly my little man is a bit broken atmo before you all ask being drunk and clumsy and my zipper...........xx


Women dont know how painful that is Crying or Very sad


Hey, women can get bits stuck in zips too you know!! The worst i ever did was trim my pubic hair with a pair of scissors and snip myself there!! OMG!!! Agony for days


Been there Red - you wanna get yourself a 'little purple lawnmower!' like a mans hair clippers but esp designed for us ladies!

Pol x

 
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18.09.2006, 21:11 quote

Anonymous

pollyanna37 wrote:
redoctober wrote:
Jeggea wrote:
Animalmother wrote:
unfortunatly my little man is a bit broken atmo before you all ask being drunk and clumsy and my zipper...........xx


Women dont know how painful that is Crying or Very sad


Hey, women can get bits stuck in zips too you know!! The worst i ever did was trim my pubic hair with a pair of scissors and snip myself there!! OMG!!! Agony for days


Been there Red - you wanna get yourself a 'little purple lawnmower!' like a mans hair clippers but esp designed for us ladies!

Pol x


Nice and neat, but some men like a bit of a bush Surprised

 
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18.09.2006, 23:57 quote

YourManForever
YourManForever Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Posts: 269 Location: United Kingdom, England, Herefordshire
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Hell no, i love it smooooth. Much cleaner, much more sensitive. As far as i can remember anyway!
Embarassed
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19.09.2006, 05:06 quote

Anonymous

Jeggea wrote:
pollyanna37 wrote:
redoctober wrote:
Jeggea wrote:
Animalmother wrote:
unfortunatly my little man is a bit broken atmo before you all ask being drunk and clumsy and my zipper...........xx


Women dont know how painful that is Crying or Very sad


Hey, women can get bits stuck in zips too you know!! The worst i ever did was trim my pubic hair with a pair of scissors and snip myself there!! OMG!!! Agony for days


Been there Red - you wanna get yourself a 'little purple lawnmower!' like a mans hair clippers but esp designed for us ladies!

Pol x


Nice and neat, but some men like a bit of a bush Surprised


Cheers for the info Pol And as for smooth or not, i do best of both. I leave a neat little triangle but the rest is smooth Embarassed

 
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19.09.2006, 05:25 quote

Anonymous

YourManForever wrote:
Hell no, i love it smooooth. Much cleaner, much more sensitive. As far as i can remember anyway!
Embarassed


There's nothing better then finding a pube in your teeth afterwards . Razz

 
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19.09.2006, 05:28 quote

Anonymous

redoctober wrote:
Jeggea wrote:
pollyanna37 wrote:
redoctober wrote:
Jeggea wrote:
Animalmother wrote:
unfortunatly my little man is a bit broken atmo before you all ask being drunk and clumsy and my zipper...........xx


Women dont know how painful that is Crying or Very sad


Hey, women can get bits stuck in zips too you know!! The worst i ever did was trim my pubic hair with a pair of scissors and snip myself there!! OMG!!! Agony for days


Been there Red - you wanna get yourself a 'little purple lawnmower!' like a mans hair clippers but esp designed for us ladies!

Pol x


Nice and neat, but some men like a bit of a bush Surprised


Cheers for the info Pol And as for smooth or not, i do best of both. I leave a neat little triangle but the rest is smooth Embarassed


Just the way I like it Wink

 
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19.09.2006, 11:05 quote

Animalmother
Animalmother Joined: 30 Aug 2006 Posts: 224 Location: United Kingdom, England, Nottinghamshire
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yeah i was smashed so didnt really feel till next day and it stings man!

but is mostly better now i mean i can masterbate now! yay just looks a little off putting hehehe right on the foreskin at the top lolz should be gone in a couple of days hehe and shaven heaven is the way to go! xx xx

 
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19.09.2006, 11:59 quote

Aradon
Aradon Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 3097 Location: United Kingdom, England, Suffolk
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OUCH on the zipper bit LMAO, done that just the once, NEVER again LMAO.

But yeah, i've never seen anyone have love, not in front of me (in the same room parse) but i'm with mandy on this one, i sure as hell wouldn't be sitting and watching Twisted Evil
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19.09.2006, 13:36 quote

Anonymous

Aradon wrote:
OUCH on the zipper bit LMAO, done that just the once, NEVER again LMAO.

But yeah, i've never seen anyone have love, not in front of me (in the same room parse) but i'm with mandy on this one, i sure as hell wouldn't be sitting and watching Twisted Evil


Go away with a load of mates on holiday, one of them pick's up a bird and they do it on the bed next to you. Not right to watch them though, but you cant really join in unless the bird and your mate wants you too. But then you don't always want to do it anyway. Just turn over and sleep, and moan if they make too much noise. Confused

 
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20.09.2006, 18:51 quote

davejones
Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 26 Location: Ireland, Cork, Cork (Oliver Plunkett Street)
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almostpurrrfect wrote:
if it was me i'd be doing more than sitting and watching...... UT


too right mandy, although it depends: if it ends up being two guys and one girl I'm not so sure...

 
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20.09.2006, 18:53 quote

Anonymous

davejones wrote:
almostpurrrfect wrote:
if it was me i'd be doing more than sitting and watching...... UT


too right mandy, although it depends: if it ends up being two guys and one girl I'm not so sure...


Now that's my kind of threesome!! Wink Twisted Evil

 
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20.09.2006, 18:58 quote

Anonymous

davejones wrote:
almostpurrrfect wrote:
if it was me i'd be doing more than sitting and watching...... UT


too right mandy, although it depends: if it ends up being two guys and one girl I'm not so sure...


As long as I can go first..I don't like stirring another mans porridge Surprised

 
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20.09.2006, 19:11 quote

Anonymous

Jeggea wrote:
davejones wrote:
almostpurrrfect wrote:
if it was me i'd be doing more than sitting and watching...... UT


too right mandy, although it depends: if it ends up being two guys and one girl I'm not so sure...


As long as I can go first..I don't like stirring another mans porridge Surprised


Eeeewwwwwww!!!!!

 
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