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30.12.2008, 21:29 quote
did anybody listen to Britney Spears?
"britney spears you want a piece of me"
???????
sometimes, it sounds like "you wanna piss on me" 
30.12.2008, 21:33 quote
| unimportant wrote: |
| did anybody listen to Britney Spears?
"britney spears you want a piece of me" ??????? sometimes, it sounds like "you wanna piss on me" |
Very good, yep it does to.
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30.12.2008, 21:36 quote
maybe she fancy.. and she might love it, if I do it, cos' I won't piss for 24 h before I do it on her....
imagine the XTASY 
30.12.2008, 22:12 quote
"How many men do?"
Back on topic - a helluva lot less men than woman and only then when they own a particularly nice 70's tash with some tastefull Cry baby Wah Wah type gutiar music playing in the background. Oh and german men for some reason??????
30.12.2008, 23:02 quote
| jim170175 wrote: |
| "How many men do?"
Back on topic - a helluva lot less men than woman and only then when they own a particularly nice 70's tash with some tastefull Cry baby Wah Wah type gutiar music playing in the background. Oh and german men for some reason?????? |
Thats the first thing that came to my mind
31.12.2008, 02:43 quote
Never leave the handsome plumber at home with your nymphomaniac wife.
He'll mention the word 'tool' and it's all down-hill from there.
31.12.2008, 12:45 quote
| mirrorpool wrote: |
think I need a plumber to go downhill with...  |
To check your plumbing??
31.12.2008, 16:43 quote
Never leave the handsome plumber at home with your nymphomaniac wife.
He'll mention the word 'tool' and it's all down-hill from there.
| jeggae wrote: | ||
To check your plumbing?? |
My plumbing is in good working order but he's not to know that.......and it's not been checked for a while so a little TLC and closer inspection won't go amiss....
31.12.2008, 18:35 quote
Never leave the handsome plumber at home with your nymphomaniac wife.
He'll mention the word 'tool' and it's all down-hill from there
31.12.2008, 19:15 quote
| jim170175 wrote: |
| Never leave the handsome plumber at home with your nymphomaniac wife.
He'll mention the word 'tool' and it's all down-hill from there |
I think they're all too busy tonight... and I'm up-hill anyway
29.03.2009, 17:55 quote
..No matter how much you're not getting at home..and how sexually frustrated you become.. the missus will never forgive you for watching porn alone.. or for suggesting you watch it with her for that matter.. 
29.03.2009, 18:01 quote
That was quite topical
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7970731.stm
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