I thought you had a condom on when we started.

Your don't have as much stamina as your brother.

Q)Is that your ex's photo on the bedside table?

A)No that's me before the love change!

Did you have sweetcorn at lunch?

Is that your finger?

Newcastle United 0 Manchester United 5!

And yes i did say!!
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This guy is liscensed to chill, and thrill, but the opportunities to thrill are rather less than anticipated!!!!

I think there's even an App for this

your ex s name

Her Dads name...

Is it in?

At your climax, don't moan calling her/him with your ex's name.

Not to ask for marriage only in bed or even the sister lines 'I love you' (only when you climax).

Just as well we're only trying for a baby.


I'm not normally crude but my friend just came out with one.

Hope your mouth is tighter.

HAHA, I'm liking these!

I hope your armpit has less halitosis

On second thought, let's turn off the lights.

I wish to ejaculate presently. Please be aware that I may make some mildly alarming noises and/or sudden movements.

I hope i get some change after that