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30.03.2007, 15:22 quote

spdarkhorse
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me33 wrote:
spdarkhorse wrote:
With the risk of being crude.

All the ladies are bragging about never getting complaints, all we need now is a comparison of whose techniques are good - perhaps a man volunteer is required to judge the techniques.. a hard job but somebody might be up for it

are you volunteering?


Oh, no, now why would I want to do that? All these ladies doing their finest rude things? And I would have to sit there and mark them all? A little tick sheet with things like tongue stud, and whatever to show it was done fairly?



Like most things, you have to say what you like - a bit rougher, a bit gentler... for things to blow your mind away
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30.03.2007, 16:16 quote

missme7

spdarkhorse wrote:


Like most things, you have to say what you like - a bit rougher, a bit gentler... for things to blow your mind away


Agreed Smile

 

30.03.2007, 17:04 quote

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missme7 wrote:
spdarkhorse wrote:


Like most things, you have to say what you like - a bit rougher, a bit gentler... for things to blow your mind away


Agreed Smile


So dont think the first one by anyone will be wondefull, but you can 'train' your partner
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I've loved, I've laughed and cried, I've had my fill; my share of losing.
And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing.

 

30.03.2007, 17:30 quote

loubylou

train? well practice makes perfect i spose!!

 

30.03.2007, 18:23 quote

missme7

spdarkhorse wrote:
missme7 wrote:
spdarkhorse wrote:


Like most things, you have to say what you like - a bit rougher, a bit gentler... for things to blow your mind away


Agreed Smile


So dont think the first one by anyone will be wondefull, but you can 'train' your partner


Perhaps you should offer lessons in your local area Laughing

 

30.03.2007, 19:57 quote

spdarkhorse
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missme7 wrote:
spdarkhorse wrote:
missme7 wrote:
spdarkhorse wrote:


Like most things, you have to say what you like - a bit rougher, a bit gentler... for things to blow your mind away


Agreed Smile


So dont think the first one by anyone will be wondefull, but you can 'train' your partner


Perhaps you should offer lessons in your local area Laughing


lol,
Perhaps I should. Maybe Ill put a note in the newsagents tomorrow. Do you think I can charge for it too?
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I've loved, I've laughed and cried, I've had my fill; my share of losing.
And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing.

 

30.03.2007, 20:03 quote

missme7

spdarkhorse wrote:
missme7 wrote:
spdarkhorse wrote:
missme7 wrote:
spdarkhorse wrote:


Like most things, you have to say what you like - a bit rougher, a bit gentler... for things to blow your mind away


Agreed Smile


So dont think the first one by anyone will be wondefull, but you can 'train' your partner


Perhaps you should offer lessons in your local area Laughing


lol,
Perhaps I should. Maybe Ill put a note in the newsagents tomorrow. Do you think I can charge for it too?


Of course. £20 per head PMSL Laughing

 

30.03.2007, 20:21 quote

spdarkhorse
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Im going to go to the newsagents then with that notice..

Its going to be a Hard job to start with. but £20 a Head. After a while working at it Ill be knackered and come home and flop onto bed, knackered
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I've loved, I've laughed and cried, I've had my fill; my share of losing.
And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing.

 

30.03.2007, 20:25 quote

missme7

spdarkhorse wrote:
Im going to go to the newsagents then with that notice..

Its going to be a Hard job to start with. but £20 a Head. After a while working at it Ill be knackered and come home and flop onto bed, knackered


Hmm yes come and flop would most likely happen !!

 

30.03.2007, 20:29 quote

spdarkhorse
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Forgot to make some of the bold didnt I? Thanks for being ruder than me and telling me!!
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I've loved, I've laughed and cried, I've had my fill; my share of losing.
And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing.

 

30.03.2007, 20:31 quote

missme7

spdarkhorse wrote:
Forgot to make some of the bold didnt I? Thanks for being ruder than me and telling me!!


You can always rely on me for rudeness... Wink

 

30.03.2007, 20:40 quote

spdarkhorse
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Ill hav eto send you what I am going to write and you can check if I am being rude - I rarely mean to be, but sometimes words can have 2 meanings..

Like cuming home and flopping on the bed
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I've loved, I've laughed and cried, I've had my fill; my share of losing.
And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing.

 

30.03.2007, 21:38 quote

me33
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i read a magazine article this week about foreplay lessons for women to help them with technique. so i'm sure there would be a market for it although they were practising on rubber willies.

 

01.04.2007, 18:42 quote

Anonymous

spdarkhorse wrote:




Like most things, you have to say what you like - a bit rougher, a bit gentler... for things to blow your mind away


should add though..dont talk with your mouth full..

 

01.04.2007, 20:19 quote

spdarkhorse
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KEVIN53846 wrote:
spdarkhorse wrote:




Like most things, you have to say what you like - a bit rougher, a bit gentler... for things to blow your mind away


should add though..dont talk with your mouth full..

It wont affect her hearing... lol
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I've loved, I've laughed and cried, I've had my fill; my share of losing.
And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing.

 
 
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