....it went something like this....


Uhh....Uhh...Baa...aaa..aaa..aaaaaa.........

Do i really sound like a sheep ..........

Last time I had sex there seemed to be quite a few bees buzzing around us under my apple tree, turned out there was a bees nest in the ground nearby.

Come to think of it not seen too many bees around this year ........

Mine was not too long ago

last night

I honestly can't remember, several years ago at least!

Not saying when it was, but I felt awful afterwards.
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the last time I had sex .......

.... it was rather good, would rather she could have stayed another few hours or maybe days but was great nonetheless.
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