if i make you wear heels would that make you a woman then

Vanda,

Are you a parking ticket?
You've got fine written all over you!

well thats not going to be a problem or are you quitting vogue on me ?

aw ed you would make a lovley lady as long as you have a close shave
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would you like to inspect my cheeks?

ew they are some hairy cheeks
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ta, I'll wax em next time. What would you recommend??

ill wax it for you but im warning you it will be painful
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I can take it like a man. Just gimme something to chomp on

you can munch on a mars bar
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and there was me hoping for a bit of crumpet...

Oh Mooooooooooooooooosee....


Come here and flirt with me.