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15.09.2008, 14:07 quote
| DeepthroatH wrote: | ||
Shouldnt that be in the illegal drug post? |
ah but as i want men i'm still technically ok
although the dates and meetups may be more appropriate
15.09.2008, 14:11 quote
Yes Raven said she wants men.
If she said she needs men, that would be different.
15.09.2008, 14:34 quote
what about.... How heavy is a polar bear??
I dont know, but it broke the ice...
Mwah!
15.09.2008, 14:42 quote
Do you work for ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
15.09.2008, 14:43 quote
Ok a bit cheesy but......
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
I bet you £5 I can kiss you without touching your lips (you'd loose a fiver but the lady might be worth it).
Ive got the F, C and K now I just need U.
Whats the difference between a Drumstick and a Penis...........Dont know? ok lets go for a picnic.
X
15.09.2008, 15:45 quote
| darkbucksman wrote: |
| Ok a bit cheesy but......
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together. I bet you £5 I can kiss you without touching your lips (you'd loose a fiver but the lady might be worth it). Ive got the F, C and K now I just need U. Whats the difference between a Drumstick and a Penis...........Dont know? ok lets go for a picnic. X |
LOVE IT!
Funnily enough, i was at work the other day and a colleague of mine bet me 50p he could make my boobs wobble without touching them.
Damn straight i actually took the 50p of him. that was 4 packets of space raiders and an ice pop!
15.09.2008, 15:57 quote
| oakman wrote: |
| You have 206 bones in your body. Do you want another one? |
Mmmmhmmmm yes please!
15.09.2008, 16:06 quote
Picture the scene: - It's Xmas.
Do you want to see what Santa has in his sack for you?
15.09.2008, 17:07 quote
| oakman wrote: |
| Do you work for ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. |
Never heard that one! Loving it!!
23.09.2008, 15:33 quote
| FoxyHan wrote: | ||
some women cant wear heels, my right leg is held together with metal plates and screws from leg into ankle, its too painful to wear heels, am i therefore not a real woman |
I think you are being a tad over sensitive han.
Agonal probably means in his eyes, a woman in heels is a proper woman. Not everyone has that outlook though.
23.09.2008, 15:43 quote
| Dictionary of agonal wrote: |
| man /mæn/ noun, plural men,
–noun 1. an adult male person, as distinguished from a boy or a woman. 2. a woman not wearing heels 3. an adult of the longsuffering male gender of species Homo sapiens |
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