I feel i need to knoqw what was said... lol

Same here.

Recreate the conversation on the thread. Don't be shy. Lets face it, nothing could be quite as erotically disturbing as Heidi and I's verbal dance of love.

And what a dance of love it was. I felt like a peacock being courted. It was wonderful. Have printed it out for future wank material also.

And by the way Dom, they didnt have any nuts, so i got you some cheese and onion crisps.

It was pretty raunchy, I can see why you kept a copy. Its like a Mills and Boon short story written by 2 people on Absinthe, LSD and Ketamine.

Cheers for the crisps!

That sounds like a great weekend. Minus the LSD and Ket. LOL.

Maybe we should get together and re-enact the love story for real!

Oooh, sounds like fun. Let me nip down to Lidl for a value pack of bacon and I'll be right with.

You bring the pipette.

Pippette already sorted, and have my little brothers tent. Will have to make do without the snoopy picture on the front though.

Afterwards, i thought we could snuggle up together with a nice bottle of hock, a VHS of Cadfael the investagatory monk and some Space Raiders from the corner shop which were 2p a pack instead of 10p cos they are a month out of date!

This thread is the height of romance. I'm sooooo jealous!

Vanda, if you share our love of bacon and teat pippettes, i am sure we could make this a 3sum!

I'm game, I think I can handle the both of you. Vanda, bring a bottle of Lambrini with you and we'll make a weekend of it.

On a serious note Dom - you couldnt handle just me, so i think Vanda and I would kill you.

But back to the vein of the conversation - dont forget the Tobasco sauce! Blink Blink!

Reminds me of a story about my friend who used to be in the army...

He went out one night drinking Bacardi Red Eyes. (Bacardi and Tobasco Sauce)... he got the tobasco sauce all over his hands, and in true squaddie style, wiped his hands over his pants.

Later on in the night, and a drunken chat up line or two later and he had some bird in bed....they were getting all hot and horny and he was fingering her (sorry).... after about ten minutes, she lept out of bed, screaming at him... "you dirty bastard..!!..you've got something...some ... disease! You've given it me...and my c*nt (she was 100% pure class) is burning!"

He calmed her down after laughing at her hysterically for ten minutes and explaining his nights drinking habits, she eventually forgave him. She told him it was still burning and he should go down on her to help ease the pain, to which he replied ... "do you think im fuckin stupid? Nothing of mine is off in there" And he got dressed and fucked off.

Hahaha!

On a serious note Dom - you couldnt handle just me, so i think Vanda and I would kill you.


At least I would die happy.

and very very slowly.