I never thought about it in that way I always thought she was singing about the way her tits bounced when she was dancing. hmm

Baggiebhoy wrote:

imoneofthem wrote: this has to be done..... My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, And their like It's better than yours, Damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, But I have to charge Now the song has a different definition It always had that definition. She has always been singing about giving blokes handjobs. At least, I think thats what I read somewhere.

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redoctober wrote:

chikhai wrote: Same with men, but we've got the advantage of having rev 'n' go plumbing so its as quick and easy as making a cup of tea. And if you're in a rush you can probably do both at the same time. Which is handy so long as your concentration doesn't slip. Try explaining a scalded bellend to a paramedic. 'I just fell on it' isn't very convincing. Men don't have the monopoly on quick self-pleasuring

Women have the bonus of

lmfao I'd never get away with it

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Daspikey wrote:

redoctober wrote: chikhai wrote: Same with men, but we've got the advantage of having rev 'n' go plumbing so its as quick and easy as making a cup of tea. And if you're in a rush you can probably do both at the same time. Which is handy so long as your concentration doesn't slip. Try explaining a scalded bellend to a paramedic. 'I just fell on it' isn't very convincing. Men don't have the monopoly on quick self-pleasuring Women have the bonus of lmfao I'd never get away with it

with the right tool you can and you can always pretend to be in pain... OOOOH me hip... its OOOH GOOOODDDS sooooo ggooo i mean bad...

At least you know it is safe love.

I have this t shirt
" Practice safe love
F*&$% Yourself"

so true

That way a midwife might come along and put their hand up you looking for the baby...could you cope