this has to be done.....

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

Now the song has a different definition
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i wank when i feel like it same as when i feel like a cuppa only i wouldnt sit in the front room with my mates sharing a gossip over a wank!!!

Wankers




Hang on a mo.

Sorry about that ... Needed a wank


I admit to seeing mrs palm and her 5 daughters. If i don't i only end up having wet dreams (yuk messy) and i like to be in control of what comes out of my knob and when.

i can state catagorically that the only fellas that dont wank are multiple limb amputees and clinically dead ones..... any bloke who doesnt...... what sort of bloke would he be........ a fucking bullshitter 4 starters....... wanking 4 us blokes is not an alternative to sex really......its a stress and tension reliever and is in no way anything 4 a woman 2 fear...... even a sexually satisfied geeza will have a little lunchtimer or a quick one while waiting for the bath to run..... its just one of lifes little extras..... its free..... hurts no one...... and feels good...... especially if you have some good "material" and this doesnt have to mean a wank mag...... oh no...... a quick look at your younger sisters big breasted friend as u pass her on the stairs can be just as good....... or one of your mums mates who's wearing an uncharacteristically low cut top {you know she's too old but this can add spice to the proceedings, my mum is in her early fifties by the way} no wanking is one of the few things a guy can rely on in life..... when your ipod has blinked out and your virgin media subscription has lapsed due to non payment you can always have a quick sherman {tank} and feel good again.......

Definantly have to try at least once a day, it feels so good when you bash for 1 hour and feel the volcano erupt. Once you start you don't wanna stop, you cum then 10 minutes later you wanna bash again because it's so hard. Anyway, probably loads of people wanna chat bs... The first time I ever had a bash was watching this movie thinking wtf is the guy doing with his shaft. Ever since I tried it on my self I've been addicted. The first time felt so good