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21.05.2007, 18:05 quote

Anonymous

Any self-respecting male nutritionist will tell you that.

 

21.05.2007, 18:05 quote

imoneofthem

HateOrLuvvMe wrote:
chikhai wrote:
I never said I was making it for myself. I'm not that daft!

Caffeine and protein; the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.


Apparently swallowing sperm is good for you because it contains a hormone that acts like an anti depressant


It's a shame that supermarkets don't stock bottles of sperm juice....it would be an elixir if it had that type of effect.

 

21.05.2007, 18:05 quote

Anonymous

Jeggea wrote:
HateOrLuvvMe wrote:
But sometimes when i am in the mood doesn't mean i'm going to go off and play with my self, i just kinda *sigh* and it passes he he


Sometimes I wish men can just sigh and it goes away...but sometimes these things have to be sorted Surprised


I think it depends how far you let it get to ... then yeah hehe you'd have to sort itt!

 

21.05.2007, 18:06 quote

imoneofthem

Jeggea wrote:
HateOrLuvvMe wrote:
But sometimes when i am in the mood doesn't mean i'm going to go off and play with my self, i just kinda *sigh* and it passes he he


Sometimes I wish men can just sigh and it goes away...but sometimes these things have to be sorted Surprised


One minute a guy wants, the other he doesn't...we're just fussy Razz

 

21.05.2007, 18:07 quote

doctorfaust
Joined: 05 Apr 2007 Posts: 508 Location: USA, Massachusetts, Cambridge
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imoneofthem wrote:


Apparently swallowing sperm is good for you because it contains a hormone that acts like an anti depressant

It's a shame that supermarkets don't stock bottles of sperm juice....it would be an elixir if it had that type of effect.


Yes, but I'm sure fresh-squeezed is much better.

 

21.05.2007, 18:11 quote

imoneofthem

doctorfaust wrote:
imoneofthem wrote:


Apparently swallowing sperm is good for you because it contains a hormone that acts like an anti depressant

It's a shame that supermarkets don't stock bottles of sperm juice....it would be an elixir if it had that type of effect.


Yes, but I'm sure fresh-squeezed is much better.


I prefer mine smooth and without bits Twisted Evil

 

21.05.2007, 18:12 quote

Anonymous

doctorfaust wrote:
imoneofthem wrote:


Apparently swallowing sperm is good for you because it contains a hormone that acts like an anti depressant

It's a shame that supermarkets don't stock bottles of sperm juice....it would be an elixir if it had that type of effect.


Yes, but I'm sure fresh-squeezed is much better.


Laughing ...much better Laughing

 

21.05.2007, 18:13 quote

Anonymous

strawberry milkshake pleease

 

21.05.2007, 18:14 quote

imoneofthem

UT Coming right up

 

21.05.2007, 18:16 quote

Anonymous

chikhai wrote:
Any self-respecting male nutritionist will tell you that.


Hehe! Yess, i actually read it out of an magazine advise from this Working Lady who has um had meny male friends !!

 

21.05.2007, 18:17 quote

Anonymous

imoneofthem wrote:
UT Coming right up


Shooting bubbles huh :p

 

21.05.2007, 18:22 quote

Anonymous

It has been said before on here, that the taste of a mans sperm can be influenced by what he has been eating...strawberries and pineapple are good apparently.

 

21.05.2007, 18:23 quote

imoneofthem

HateOrLuvvMe wrote:
imoneofthem wrote:
UT Coming right up


Shooting bubbles huh :p


My my what a vivid imagination we have Rolling Eyes

 

21.05.2007, 18:24 quote

imoneofthem

Jeggea wrote:
It has been said before on here, that the taste of a mans sperm can be influenced by what he has been eating...strawberries and pineapple are good apparently.


So you can have a 'strawberry milkshake', without the additives.....now that is organically amazing

 

21.05.2007, 18:27 quote

Anonymous

imoneofthem wrote:
Jeggea wrote:
It has been said before on here, that the taste of a mans sperm can be influenced by what he has been eating...strawberries and pineapple are good apparently.


So you can have a 'strawberry milkshake', without the additives.....now that is organically amazing


Not me no..but a women Wink

 
 
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