you just put your hands up?
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Oh shitester............erm, i was dancing to agadoo...........

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I can remember a time when women would never have admitted to masturbating, and used to turn there nose up at men joking about it...but we know now it was a big turn on for them, and some do it daily

ok I confess to masterbating - mutual masterbation, where you pleasure each other! Otherwise known as foreplay

now give us a kiss :X~


Tinks please don't stop talking we enjoy your polite rudness

But sometimes when i am in the mood doesn't mean i'm going to go off and play with my self, i just kinda *sigh* and it passes he he

Same with men, but we've got the advantage of having rev 'n' go plumbing so its as quick and easy as making a cup of tea. And if you're in a rush you can probably do both at the same time. Which is handy so long as your concentration doesn't slip. Try explaining a scalded bellend to a paramedic. 'I just fell on it' isn't very convincing.

I like it when u see baby lambs running free in a field and they do that little spring in the air thing awwwwwwwww!!!

I've just gone red reading this topic. And I have no idea why.

So what do you use .. to catch your result? Old sock hehehere!!!!!!!!