Let us never mention the goat again. I was away from home and missing my girlfriend.......

I wish I'd never told room service that I have a nanny fetish...

You're kidding about the nanny fetish?

Roll Up, Roll Up! The perfect way to get your 5 a day! Support your grocer.

haha i remember this thread always funny never had a go myself though

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Vidi Vici Veni

I got in touch with my feminine side. She emailed me back saying if I ever contacted her again she'd call the police.

The Cheeky Girls serenade a lucky fan at home.

Oh no! Half the picture has gone, anyone know why my posts are being cropped?

There is something weird going on with the forums, where its squashing up text and cutting pictures in half
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With me it's usually the other way around - I'm forever turning innocent pics into obscene ones. Whenever somebody entrusts me with their photos for, say, editing etc, they are always returned with something that would shock Ann Summers herself.

Great work as usual