On a pool table!! Barmaids do have more fun!!
No jokes about potting the brown!

Erm - on a ledge on the side of a cliffe with people stood at the top of the cliffe. If they had looked down they would have got an eye full!

me...but Im no gent.

I had sex on a crazy golf course once. It was all going well untill somone mistook my arse for the 5th hole and proceeded to get a hole in one. Oh how the nurses laughed in A&E when I walked in like John Wayne and explained how I came to have a golf ball up me rusty sherrifs badge.

hmm ok in a dark country lane parked in a lay by on foot on a style/ gate leading to a field and hands resting on his car bumper. very awkward and funny but still good. shame i never got round 2 lol.

Where was round 2 going to take place Danni, up your back alley?

I also had sex in a wendy house once but I cant think of anything funny to say about it so I'll shut up.

ps If anyone wants to hire me as an after dinner speaker then fuck off coz I dont do them ok.

^^^

So.... about that meeting up...

my strangest place had to be when I was in first class of a 747, God damn them stewardess can sure fuck!