God-damn morillo you should be a comedian mate, strangest place, nothing strange really for me, was fun by the boating lake though, with people rowing past and people walking their dogs just feet from us hehehe

I also had sex in a bouncy castle once. The people running it weren't to happy about it. Not because there were children playoing in it to, we forgot to take our shoes off.

I had sex in a zoo once. The head zoo keeper wasn't to happy though. Not because we were having sex, it was just that the girl I was with was so ugly she was startling the animals.

Middle of a campsite, over the bonnet of my car, could hear the people next to us snoring.

What were they doing sleeping on your bonnet. Couldn't they afford a tent.

roflmao

I had sex in a tent once....the ringmaster didn't like it but it brought a smile to the clowns faces.

Dunno bout anyone else but i recon morillo deserves his own little forum LMAO

Once in the kitchen off an army barracks.... I was lucky he was a corporal at the time!!!

Didn't the other chefs mind....good job Gordon Ramsey wasn't there, he'd have told you to stop fooking about in the kitchen.

i had sex in a wardrobe once...well when I say sex I was actually knocking one off the wrist while hiding in there and spying on my mate shagging his woman.

I also had sex on a bus once (crikes Ive had some sex)....the passengers weren't to happy about it as I was driving it at the time....all aboard...

No other chefs there thankfully. Did it in the middle of a night club once... actually its not that long ago.. Oh god another silly moment from the joys of drinking!!!!

I hope it wasn't somewhere I was playing else I'd have come over to watch...erm shit did I just say that...edit... quick...