Reminds me of a joke i heard,
Guy says to a barman "i was coming home from the pub the other night and i found a girl tied the the railway line so i untied her and took her home and we spent the whole night shagging" the barman says "wow! you lucky sod, did you get a blow job too"? the guy replies "nah, i never found her head"

yeah i know miss me ..... but did you like the joke lol

Doggy style under water on the bed of the sea floor with diving gear on to breathe.

Anyone ever tried that? lmao