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11.10.2008, 21:39 quote

colkitto

ysabel1970 wrote:
colkitto wrote:
agonal wrote:
I'd like the FIRE IN MY HEART geezer to improve my sex life. Any tips old boy?!



is that a euphemism for hemorrhoids ?....or am I thinking fire in the hole... know a lot of big words..just never know what they mean...us Highlanders are pretty dim..as ysabel will confirm....and am getting off thread.?..last I heard ysabel was lurking in Buchanan Street shopping center looking for a balaclava and an umbrella...


Dim is a word to be associated with individuals ...can't judge an entire region. Umbrella I can understand but you've lost me with the balaclava so it must be me that's dim!
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...dimness is a collective and endemic within families, regions and possibly even nations...probably wasn't wise asking you to corroborate what was a flippant remark...mar sin leat....

 
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11.10.2008, 21:41 quote

Cazzabee
Cazzabee Joined: 05 Jan 2006 Posts: 7257 Location: United Kingdom, Scotland, Fife
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Back on topic please peeps

 
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11.10.2008, 21:43 quote

funkychick1

Well i aint squirted for ages Carrie, that back on topic enough for ya ......... Laughing

Hope your feeling better by the ya xxxxx

 
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12.10.2008, 05:28 quote

ysabel1970

colkitto wrote:
ysabel1970 wrote:
colkitto wrote:
agonal wrote:
I'd like the FIRE IN MY HEART geezer to improve my sex life. Any tips old boy?!



is that a euphemism for hemorrhoids ?....or am I thinking fire in the hole... know a lot of big words..just never know what they mean...us Highlanders are pretty dim..as ysabel will confirm....and am getting off thread.?..last I heard ysabel was lurking in Buchanan Street shopping center looking for a balaclava and an umbrella...


Dim is a word to be associated with individuals ...can't judge an entire region. Umbrella I can understand but you've lost me with the balaclava so it must be me that's dim!
..

...dimness is a collective and endemic within families, regions and possibly even nations...probably wasn't wise asking you to corroborate what was a flippant remark...mar sin leat....


.... having thought about my reply it doesn't read well at all, apologies for that

 
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12.10.2008, 11:37 quote

agonal

Well delete it then silly!!!

 
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12.10.2008, 11:38 quote

agonal

This is my squirting face looooooooooooooooooool

 
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12.10.2008, 13:01 quote

colkitto

..well ysabel, what it prompted me to think was what utter pish I write..sometimes.....loneliness and boredom does odd things to a man, it's a stretch, but take it as a compliment that I thought about what I wrote at all....

 
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12.10.2008, 13:07 quote

ysabel1970

colkitto wrote:
..well ysabel, what it prompted me to think was what utter pish I write..sometimes.....loneliness and boredom does odd things to a man, it's a stretch, but take it as a compliment that I thought about what I wrote at all....


I shall take it as a compliment then

 
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13.10.2008, 08:26 quote

colkitto

ysabel1970 wrote:
colkitto wrote:
..well ysabel, what it prompted me to think was what utter pish I write..sometimes.....loneliness and boredom does odd things to a man, it's a stretch, but take it as a compliment that I thought about what I wrote at all....


I shall take it as a compliment then


..ysabel...groan..(non ejaculation)now that not to be seen as me being nice now,or sucking up or trying to ingratiate myself into you're good books,it could however be part of a very long term plan to make an investment in my old age, when I get lost in Tesco's car park and need reminding to go to the toilet, that stalwart ysabel would be there to push me in the right direction...eh

 
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13.10.2008, 12:34 quote

ysabel1970

colkitto wrote:
ysabel1970 wrote:
colkitto wrote:
..well ysabel, what it prompted me to think was what utter pish I write..sometimes.....loneliness and boredom does odd things to a man, it's a stretch, but take it as a compliment that I thought about what I wrote at all....


I shall take it as a compliment then


..ysabel...groan..(non ejaculation)now that not to be seen as me being nice now,or sucking up or trying to ingratiate myself into you're good books,it could however be part of a very long term plan to make an investment in my old age, when I get lost in Tesco's car park and need reminding to go to the toilet, that stalwart ysabel would be there to push me in the right direction...eh


All I can say to that is that I feel special and loved and nurtured right now. To think that I could be the one to wipe your arse and help you dress in non Stevie Wonder inspired clothing . . . well. . . what a marvelous opportunity. Thank you so much! As for the non ejaculatory groan, I'll remember the sound for the times when it's no longer possible for you to emit the other type!! lol

 
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13.10.2008, 15:19 quote

LittleVixen
LittleVixen Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 10803 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cornwall
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ysabel1970 wrote:
colkitto wrote:
ysabel1970 wrote:
colkitto wrote:
..well ysabel, what it prompted me to think was what utter pish I write..sometimes.....loneliness and boredom does odd things to a man, it's a stretch, but take it as a compliment that I thought about what I wrote at all....


I shall take it as a compliment then


..ysabel...groan..(non ejaculation)now that not to be seen as me being nice now,or sucking up or trying to ingratiate myself into you're good books,it could however be part of a very long term plan to make an investment in my old age, when I get lost in Tesco's car park and need reminding to go to the toilet, that stalwart ysabel would be there to push me in the right direction...eh


All I can say to that is that I feel special and loved and nurtured right now. To think that I could be the one to wipe your arse and help you dress in non Stevie Wonder inspired clothing . . . well. . . what a marvelous opportunity. Thank you so much! As for the non ejaculatory groan, I'll remember the sound for the times when it's no longer possible for you to emit the other type!! lol


Feel the love, a match made in heaven....or maybe one of the same.....good luck is what I say Confused
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14.10.2008, 07:57 quote

colkitto

...if I could get a chance to top up the vase of Sherry ysabel slurps out off at nights with a vintage Buckfast I keep for special occasions..I'd make her toes curl...squirting wouldn't take too long after that, her bladder isn't as strong as it used to be....getting confused again..Golden Showers..Gspot Orgasms..Squirting...och fuckit..it's all gobbledygook to me ...

 
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14.10.2008, 16:23 quote

ysabel1970

colkitto wrote:
...if I could get a chance to top up the vase of Sherry ysabel slurps out off at nights with a vintage Buckfast I keep for special occasions..I'd make her toes curl...squirting wouldn't take too long after that, her bladder isn't as strong as it used to be....getting confused again..Golden Showers..Gspot Orgasms..Squirting...och fuckit..it's all gobbledygook to me ...


Vintage Buckfast...now you're talking. Your Highland wooing technique is amazing. If my bladder is weak then yours is too...seems to be the general concensus. Meet you on the Tena aisle!

 
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16.10.2008, 13:22 quote

darkhorse57

Oh dear ..... I wonder if it means the same thing in Georgia? Only asking cos I noticed this new member online this afternoon

 
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16.10.2008, 13:26 quote

oakman

Laughing

 
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