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05.08.2006, 21:30 quote

UnusualEd
UnusualEd Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 81 Location: United Kingdom, England, Lancashire
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trixipaws wrote:
just enjoy it and dont spoil it by trying too hard to enjoy it (excuse the pun!), dont put on a show or do it how you think youre SUPPOSED to. do it how it feels good, just go with your instincts- its like dancing!

dont do it on drugs (until youre experienced anyway!), dont do it when youre so drunk your breath smells like sick and dont do it with a cage-fighter's wife lol!

and finally... WANK! if you dont know what an orgasm feels like you wont know how your partner feels and you'll be rubbish!


That sounds like extremely good advice, and it's probably the first time I've been told by a beautiful girl to "WANK!" lol

 

07.08.2006, 01:10 quote

Plainjustme
Plainjustme Joined: 05 Aug 2006 Posts: 34 Location: United Kingdom, England, West Yorkshire
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kathy923 wrote:
i ended up teaching one of my brothers mates how to do forplay the other night, it was really weird as he was a bit younger than me, but nice coz he did everything i told him and tried really hard. anyone else ever done teaching/beaing taught in a formal way?

Lucky lad.

I'm self taught through trial and error though theres prob plenty more to learn.
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07.08.2006, 16:40 quote

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Nicaragua Joined: 20 Feb 2005 Posts: 125 Location: United Kingdom, England, Greater Manchester
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trixipaws wrote:
just enjoy it and dont spoil it by trying too hard to enjoy it (excuse the pun!), dont put on a show or do it how you think youre SUPPOSED to. do it how it feels good, just go with your instincts- its like dancing!

dont do it on drugs (until youre experienced anyway!), dont do it when youre so drunk your breath smells like sick and dont do it with a cage-fighter's wife lol!

and finally... WANK! if you dont know what an orgasm feels like you wont know how your partner feels and you'll be rubbish!


Trixipaws, she is so wise !
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07.08.2006, 21:06 quote

Anonymous

And tarnished too... such great qualities in a girl

 

11.08.2006, 15:02 quote

kathy923
kathy923 Joined: 24 Apr 2006 Posts: 454 Location: United Kingdom, England, Greater Manchester
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Plainjustme wrote:
kathy923 wrote:
i ended up teaching one of my brothers mates how to do forplay the other night, it was really weird as he was a bit younger than me, but nice coz he did everything i told him and tried really hard. anyone else ever done teaching/beaing taught in a formal way?

Lucky lad.

I'm self taught through trial and error though theres prob plenty more to learn.


it was fun, but dont think i'd do it again. it was to weird with him being younger than me. trial and error is the best way to learn, although one of my male mates was taught everything he knows in a 3sum with 2 lesbians, and he's really good @ it.

 

11.08.2006, 15:17 quote

Anonymous

kathy923 wrote:
Plainjustme wrote:
kathy923 wrote:
i ended up teaching one of my brothers mates how to do forplay the other night, it was really weird as he was a bit younger than me, but nice coz he did everything i told him and tried really hard. anyone else ever done teaching/beaing taught in a formal way?

Lucky lad.

I'm self taught through trial and error though theres prob plenty more to learn.


it was fun, but dont think i'd do it again. it was to weird with him being younger than me. trial and error is the best way to learn, although one of my male mates was taught everything he knows in a 3sum with 2 lesbians, and he's really good @ it.


Lucky man, and from the sounds of it you...

 

11.08.2006, 15:28 quote

kathy923
kathy923 Joined: 24 Apr 2006 Posts: 454 Location: United Kingdom, England, Greater Manchester
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whizzer wrote:
kathy923 wrote:
Plainjustme wrote:
kathy923 wrote:
i ended up teaching one of my brothers mates how to do forplay the other night, it was really weird as he was a bit younger than me, but nice coz he did everything i told him and tried really hard. anyone else ever done teaching/beaing taught in a formal way?

Lucky lad.

I'm self taught through trial and error though theres prob plenty more to learn.


it was fun, but dont think i'd do it again. it was to weird with him being younger than me. trial and error is the best way to learn, although one of my male mates was taught everything he knows in a 3sum with 2 lesbians, and he's really good @ it.


Lucky man, and from the sounds of it you...


i never had love with him, bu he was a good mate.

 

11.08.2006, 15:32 quote

Anonymous

So it's all hear'say that he's good....


Hmmm, I can almost see a film in this - Lesbian Sensei Laughing

 

11.08.2006, 16:02 quote

Anonymous

A guy getting taught everything he knows from a couple of lesbians in a threesome.

Damn, it must be that new kind of lesbian that has love with men.

Rolling Eyes

I've heard some rubbish in my time, but that's fairly high on the list...

 

11.08.2006, 18:50 quote

YourManForever
YourManForever Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Posts: 269 Location: United Kingdom, England, Herefordshire
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swissrebel wrote:
A guy getting taught everything he knows from a couple of lesbians in a threesome.

Damn, it must be that new kind of lesbian that has love with men.

Rolling Eyes

I've heard some rubbish in my time, but that's fairly high on the list...


Took the words right out my mouth there, Swiss.


I guess you have to know your own body before playing with someone else's. I know what turns me on. So far, i've been quite good at turning on a partner. I know how to make foreplay last several hours. I've had a wank almost every day since the first time i awoke with spunk on the bed sheets when i was 12. Over the last 2yrs, i've HAD to wank for sexual pleasure. Surely i'm overdue the warmth of someone ELSES'S hand by now?! lmao

 

11.08.2006, 21:12 quote

UnusualEd
UnusualEd Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 81 Location: United Kingdom, England, Lancashire
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swissrebel wrote:
A guy getting taught everything he knows from a couple of lesbians in a threesome.

Damn, it must be that new kind of lesbian that has love with men.

Rolling Eyes

I've heard some rubbish in my time, but that's fairly high on the list...


I hope you're not calling Kathy a liar?

Who said anything about them having love with a man? They could have just shown him how to do it.

If two guys had a threesome with a girl, does that automatically mean they're bi, and did stuff with each other? Rolling Eyes

 

11.08.2006, 21:40 quote

Anonymous

UnusualEd wrote:
swissrebel wrote:
A guy getting taught everything he knows from a couple of lesbians in a threesome.

Damn, it must be that new kind of lesbian that has love with men.

Rolling Eyes

I've heard some rubbish in my time, but that's fairly high on the list...


I hope you're not calling Kathy a liar?

Who said anything about them having love with a man? They could have just shown him how to do it.

If two guys had a threesome with a girl, does that automatically mean they're bi, and did stuff with each other? Rolling Eyes


Don't be silly, i'm calling her male friend a liar.

Obviously i'll never prove it, but I have no need - I've heard the exact same story from two other guys. I'm sure they're not the only ones.

Then again, assuming he's lying - would mean that i'd be jumping to conclusions.

It doesn't matter.

 

12.08.2006, 12:25 quote

Anonymous

Laughing Maybe they never engaged in practical?

I'm sure there are plenty of teaching aids out there where you can show the inportant parts of tha anatomy...

 
 
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