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Home >> Sex >> someone teach me!
04.08.2006, 12:28 quote
The art of sex!!
I may have had it before, but i want someone experience to teach me 
someone, anyone come on
im waiting
xxx
04.08.2006, 17:41 quote
i ended up teaching one of my brothers mates how to do forplay the other night, it was really weird as he was a bit younger than me, but nice coz he did everything i told him and tried really hard. anyone else ever done teaching/beaing taught in a formal way?
04.08.2006, 20:23 quote
| kathy923 wrote: |
| i ended up teaching one of my brothers mates how to do forplay the other night, it was really weird as he was a bit younger than me, but nice coz he did everything i told him and tried really hard. anyone else ever done teaching/beaing taught in a formal way? |
Sadly not, but I'm always up for learning more about foreplay if you feel like teaching some more!
04.08.2006, 20:35 quote
i only did it coz he was younger than me and had no idea what 2 do, figured some1 ahd 2 teach him at some point so it may as well b me.
04.08.2006, 20:37 quote
| kathy923 wrote: |
| i only did it coz he was younger than me and had no idea what 2 do, figured some1 ahd 2 teach him at some point so it may as well b me. |
Dammit, and I was going to do everything you told me, and I'm always very keen to please!!
04.08.2006, 20:39 quote
My mum taught me everything I know...
(oh go on someone moan at me for being sick)
04.08.2006, 20:41 quote
| morillo wrote: |
| My mum taught me everything I know...
(oh go on someone moan at me for being sick) |
Fine, I guess I might as well do it.
"Oh morillo, your mum taught me everything I know too!"
04.08.2006, 20:41 quote
| morillo wrote: |
| My mum taught me everything I know...
(oh go on someone moan at me for being sick) |
No, that would be hypocritical, she taught a lot of people everything they know!
j/k
04.08.2006, 20:43 quote
Blimey I never new she was that hard up.....your not my real Daddy then are you Ed...
04.08.2006, 20:52 quote
| morillo wrote: |
| Blimey I never new she was that hard up.....your not my real Daddy then are you Ed... |
Not at the moment I'm not, since you're 5 years older than me, so I'd have to have gone back in time for it to happen.
Although maybe in the future I'll go back in time and become your daddy, so we'll have to see!
04.08.2006, 20:58 quote
Well if you do become my Dad can you by me a Raleigh Chopper bike for xmas in 1980 instead of that trainset that I got and only played with once till I got bored of it so recreated the great train crash of 1953 using a box of swanvesta matches and half a gallon of petrol.... I thought it looked quite realistic as it went up in flames but all my mum could do was moan about the big burn mark on the carpet and the soot mark on the ceiling....she's just lucky the nitroglycerin failed.....
04.08.2006, 21:34 quote
| morillo wrote: |
| Well if you do become my Dad can you by me a Raleigh Chopper bike for xmas in 1980 instead of that trainset that I got and only played with once till I got bored of it so recreated the great train crash of 1953 using a box of swanvesta matches and half a gallon of petrol.... I thought it looked quite realistic as it went up in flames but all my mum could do was moan about the big burn mark on the carpet and the soot mark on the ceiling....she's just lucky the nitroglycerin failed..... |
Hey, I'm only turning up for the conception, I'm afraid I'm not sticking around for any present buying, especially not if it means having to live through the 80's again!!
05.08.2006, 06:52 quote
| morillo wrote: |
| Yes, I never did think that Kajagoogoo hairstyle suited you.... |
Crap, it doesn't?! I've still got that now! I just edit my pics so you can't see it!! No wonder I'm having problems with girls!!
05.08.2006, 20:37 quote
just enjoy it and dont spoil it by trying too hard to enjoy it (excuse the pun!), dont put on a show or do it how you think youre SUPPOSED to. do it how it feels good, just go with your instincts- its like dancing!
dont do it on drugs (until youre experienced anyway!), dont do it when youre so drunk your breath smells like sick and dont do it with a cage-fighter's wife lol!
and finally... WANK! if you dont know what an orgasm feels like you wont know how your partner feels and you'll be rubbish!
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