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Poll: Slags? Love 'em or hate 'em?

Slags? Love 'em or hate 'em?
Love 'em
47%
 47%  [ 11 ]
Hate 'em
52%
 52%  [ 12 ]
Total Votes : 23
 

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20.07.2008, 17:59 quote

choochi0

megalone wrote:
It is easy really, there used to be a burger bar outside the Twilight Zone Nightclub (in Redruth), so you could leave your chips on the counter and just bang away whilst chewing on the occasional chip.


erm......

 

20.07.2008, 18:01 quote

megalone

That's not the half of it either, it was a great club that, I've hit a jackpot or two against the side of their fruit machine too.

That was all back in my younger days mind you.

Now, I'm an angel...... Twisted Evil

 

20.07.2008, 20:10 quote

rocketgirl

choochi0 wrote:
megalone wrote:
Come on then, own up!

Who likes the slippity-sloppety-sluts then?





Being faur though, I used to love them, but nowadays there are things more important than having love and eating chips at the same time.....


I'm trying to work out the logistics of love and eating chips at the same time. Whilst doing so I am also worried you could quite easily choke on the chips - I hope you were careful!!!


Choochi0, havent you heard that old joke "Q. How do you know when a Camborne girl has an orgasm? A. She drops her chips."

 

20.07.2008, 20:31 quote

cymrubeats

choochi0 wrote:
...an involuntary glimpse of her quim.
Phrases such as this, should be considered the work of a literary genius. Fantastic!

 

20.07.2008, 20:50 quote

megalone

rocketgirl wrote:
Choochi0, havent you heard that old joke "Q. How do you know when a Camborne girl has an orgasm? A. She drops her chips."


I love that joke.

It's an oldie, but a goodie.... Cool

 

20.07.2008, 21:07 quote

leglover38

baggiebhoy wrote:
I hate them. Their standards are always too high Evil or Very Mad



pmsl ....as long as they are slag with me and no one else i got no problems

 

21.07.2008, 06:56 quote

choochi0

rocketgirl wrote:
choochi0 wrote:
megalone wrote:
Come on then, own up!

Who likes the slippity-sloppety-sluts then?





Being faur though, I used to love them, but nowadays there are things more important than having love and eating chips at the same time.....


I'm trying to work out the logistics of love and eating chips at the same time. Whilst doing so I am also worried you could quite easily choke on the chips - I hope you were careful!!!


Choochi0, havent you heard that old joke "Q. How do you know when a Camborne girl has an orgasm? A. She drops her chips."


Ha ha! I hadn't heard that one, but I'm sure the name can be substituted for a lot of places from the things I've seen.

 

21.07.2008, 06:58 quote

choochi0

cymrubeats wrote:
choochi0 wrote:
...an involuntary glimpse of her quim.
Phrases such as this, should be considered the work of a literary genius. Fantastic!


That's my mate Jo at work. nothing but the purest genius comes out of her mouth.

Not to mention another chum at work who loves to randomly call people 'Nobbers' I love my job.

 

21.07.2008, 09:24 quote

deepthroath

Megalone thats so gross! Does this make you a male slag?

I voted for hate em, because they give us girls a bad name! Booo... nowadays, if you arent up for a quick jump and paying for your own taxi home, men arent interested.

Rolling Eyes

 

21.07.2008, 11:57 quote

megalone

DeepthroatH wrote:
nowadays, if you arent up for a quick jump and paying for your own taxi home, men arent interested.

Rolling Eyes


That is really sad, I will always at least go halves on the taxi...

 

21.07.2008, 13:44 quote

deepthroath

Hahaha.... halves on the taxi... well i suppose thats better than paying for it all yourself!

 

21.07.2008, 14:50 quote

cmiso

If it's just a quick jump I'd rather skip it. Laughing

 

21.07.2008, 15:02 quote

deepthroath

CMISO - well i mean a quick jump, or a good two three hour session, but either way, if you expect even a slight bit of attention once the act has been committed, or even a phone number, they dont seem to wanna know!

And CMISO - i just realised, you look like Theo Pathetis from Dragons Den just without glasses!!!

 

21.07.2008, 15:11 quote

cmiso

DeepthroatH wrote:
CMISO - well i mean a quick jump, or a good two three hour session, but either way, if you expect even a slight bit of attention once the act has been committed, or even a phone number, they dont seem to wanna know!

And CMISO - i just realised, you look like Theo Pathetis from Dragons Den just without glasses!!!


Very strange, can't say that I can envisage doing that I'd definitely want to know, lol. Mind you I know one of my mates acts like that. Did try to get him to explain it once, but didn't understand his answer.

Hmm, I am thinking that I don't want to look like anyone from Dragon's Den, goes to look at what this guy looks like. Crying or Very sad

Great I look like a 48 year old. Sad Weird that I'd look Cypriot too, perhaps a sepia picture wasn't a great idea.

I'm off to the garden to eat worms....

 

21.07.2008, 19:19 quote

jambojam

I think I'll vote for loving slag.....you can't beat a bit of imperfection on top of molten metal I always say....perhaps this may be a third defination of it....perhaps not

 
 
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