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24.11.2006, 22:29 quote

ShaolinMonk
Joined: 09 Oct 2006 Posts: 75 Location: Canada, Ontario, Barrie
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Cidem wrote:
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missme7 wrote:
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no;' a solid Cucumber



Hmm I cant handle cucumbers, they play havoc with my IBS Confused


trust me honey, this aint ur ordaniary Cucumber





Hmmm..... you know if it's that green you may want to consult your GP mate - there are several antibiotic creams on the market to sort that


its quite fine, looking very healty, it wont fall off.

BTW, vegetables aint my thing, quite grose if u ask me.

I can see it now, some women uses a pickel on her self, forgets to throw it in the garbage and leaving it on the table for some1 to eat.

 
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24.11.2006, 22:31 quote

Cidem
Cidem Joined: 31 Dec 2005 Posts: 805 Location: United Kingdom, Channel Islands, Isle of Man
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I'm sure there's a joke along those lines although i think mars bars may have been the subject matter
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24.11.2006, 22:32 quote

missme7

Cidem wrote:
I'm sure there's a joke along those lines although i think mars bars may have been the subject matter



Wouldn't a mars bar melt... Surprised

 
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24.11.2006, 22:33 quote

ShaolinMonk
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i thought the subject was on vegetables, now u adding chochlote to the mix

 
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24.11.2006, 22:34 quote

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yes.. that was part of the joke.... something about the bloke eating an odd shaped mars bar from the fridge that his partner had used for alternative purpose earlier and placed it in the fridge to solidify again
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24.11.2006, 22:35 quote

Cidem
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ShaolinMonk wrote:
i thought the subject was on vegetables, now u adding chochlote to the mix


But given the choice, the chocolate sounds better you have to admit
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24.11.2006, 22:35 quote

missme7

Cidem wrote:
yes.. that was part of the joke.... something about the bloke eating an odd shaped mars bar from the fridge that his partner had used for alternative purpose earlier and placed it in the fridge to solidify again



Hmm a new twist on battered mars bars

 
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24.11.2006, 22:36 quote

Cidem
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missme7 wrote:
Cidem wrote:
yes.. that was part of the joke.... something about the bloke eating an odd shaped mars bar from the fridge that his partner had used for alternative purpose earlier and placed it in the fridge to solidify again



Hmm a new twist on battered mars bars




LOL
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24.11.2006, 23:06 quote

ShaolinMonk
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Cidem wrote:
ShaolinMonk wrote:
i thought the subject was on vegetables, now u adding chochlote to the mix


But given the choice, the chocolate sounds better you have to admit



lol, so true; why take sand when u can have sugar

 
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25.11.2006, 02:58 quote

Anonymous

save your vegtables for a stew people, its more healthy

 
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25.11.2006, 19:28 quote

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missme7 wrote:
Cidem wrote:
I'm sure there's a joke along those lines although i think mars bars may have been the subject matter



Wouldn't a mars bar melt... Surprised

put mars bar in freezer for 20 mins before hand ...well so i have heard lol

 
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26.11.2006, 14:37 quote

spdarkhorse
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Why did they make the fun sized mars bars the smallest ones?

 
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26.11.2006, 14:46 quote

ShaolinMonk
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spdarkhorse wrote:
Why did they make the fun sized mars bars the smallest ones?


you can always go towards the Mr.Big insted of the mars

 
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26.11.2006, 17:36 quote

Cidem
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spdarkhorse wrote:
Why did they make the fun sized mars bars the smallest ones?


more to the point, how can fun have a size ?


And.... how do you have fun with a mars bar........ ermmmm.... actually, that was rhetorical - nobody answer that pleeeeease !!
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28.11.2006, 08:25 quote

Anonymous

I thought I was a sexual deviant until I started reading these forums and now I’m shocked to discover I’m quite normal.

I’m so ashamed Embarassed

 
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