Having rough sex [make it hurt!!!] burns 543 calories.

Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32
calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and
it whitens your teeth

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better
than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.

Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection
hard ........................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad opening the door.............1942 cal

thats great!! is it alll true, or did u make some of it up?

ha ha ha great one Having rough sex [make it hurt!!!] burns 543 calories.
love that one

lol,
Why do you burn more calories running away from the dad rather than the boyfriend though? surely the boyfriend would be able to chase you a lot faster than the old man...... then again the father would probably be armed.... buckshot is a lot quicker in catching up with you than an irate boyfriend i guess.

i always new i felt lighter, my teeth whiter, my hair shinier after hard sex lol

er... umm... 'scuse me, but what's an Italian hanger?

lol only you, Swiss

Hm.

I need to burn off that pizza I had a while ago.

LOL @ The Italian Hanger!!!

i think this is a joke, i actually think REAL orgasms use more calories than fake ones, and although getting caught by ur dad/boyf might make ur heart race, only giving birth could use up that many calories!

How many calories do I burn off when wiping my knob clean on the curtains after giving my blow up doll a good porking.

only about 400.....need to have the real thing, morillo hun lol

How dare you say Fion'a not real...you'll upset her. She's got real pubic hair I'll have you know...think its old wire wool painted black though as it scratches hell out of my face when I go down on her. Still, she's great for rubbing down my wood work...no not that wood, my skirting boards and window sills as Im in the middle of decorating my new house.