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26.06.2008, 23:01 quote

megalone

rocketgirl wrote:
if you insist on sending a rude/crude/weird PM, be warned, it shall be posted in here!).



Right, that's it!

I'm sending you a PM.......

 

26.06.2008, 23:36 quote

rocketgirl

megalone wrote:
rocketgirl wrote:
if you insist on sending a rude/crude/weird PM, be warned, it shall be posted in here!).



Right, that's it!

I'm sending you a PM.......


....still tapping her foot half an hour later....

 

04.07.2008, 19:09 quote

70

hello hunny i was just passing fru space and i seen your picture and it made me realy horny i mean realy horny so if you wont some horny fun then get back to me im 18 and i just love older women like you so if you can cud you get back to me but if not its ok xxxx

Hmmm think it's the heat.......

 

04.07.2008, 19:16 quote

choochi0

I got one with the subject say "Long term relationship"

Then the message said

"i would like to know you better"

Not very chatty, but honest all the same. Problem is, if he had read my profile he would see that I haven't ticked long term relationship. So how can he want to get to know me better if he hasn't even read my profile?

tut tut tut. Mad

 

04.07.2008, 19:57 quote

cmiso

So at what time assuming it was going really well would you think "hmmm, this has now become long term I'm out of here?"

 

04.07.2008, 20:46 quote

choochi0

CMISO wrote:
So at what time assuming it was going really well would you think "hmmm, this has now become long term I'm out of here?"


Well I haven't ticked it because I'm not ready for a long term relationship and what it entails right now. If I meet someone and it is going really well then we will deal with it if and when we get there. This way I'm not giving anyone false hopes.

 

04.07.2008, 20:50 quote

cmiso

Fair enough, makes a lot of sense. Is that allowed on here?

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Oh and I've not had any dirty and/or funny messages.

 

04.07.2008, 20:53 quote

choochi0

I sent meg one, but he hasn't posted it Mad

 

04.07.2008, 20:54 quote

darkhorse57

CMISO wrote:
Fair enough, makes a lot of sense. Is that allowed on here?


Oh yes CMISO, sense is certainly allowed on here!! Wink

I've had dirty messages on here, but I didn't keep them. I've also had very nice messages on here, but didn't keep those either. I suppose that's one of the disadvantages of deleting ones profile every 300 forum posts or so.

Anyone want to send me a dirty message? Please?

 

04.07.2008, 20:56 quote

cmiso

Quote:
You wanted a dirty message, here's a dirty message... A white horse rolling around in mud!! xx


Name withheld to protect the person guilty of that joke. Smile

 

04.07.2008, 20:59 quote

choochi0

CMISO wrote:
Quote:
You wanted a dirty message, here's a dirty message... A white horse rolling around in mud!! xx


Name withheld to protect the person guilty of that joke. Smile


That is almost unprintable!

faints in horror.

 

04.07.2008, 21:00 quote

ankles
ankles Joined: 25 May 2008 Posts: 185 Location: United Kingdom, England, Lincolnshire
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CMISO wrote:
Quote:
You wanted a dirty message, here's a dirty message... A white horse rolling around in mud!! xx


Name withheld to protect the person guilty of that joke. Smile

Hehe, tis funny!

 

04.07.2008, 21:06 quote

choochi0

I think I'm just about coming back around from my faint.....

 

04.07.2008, 21:25 quote

darkhorse57

.....but I do keep finding dirty messages on my fridge, made with the word magnets

 

04.07.2008, 21:40 quote

70

umm dirty words in magnets?????

gents mag snag ages sage agent sent nest..... you sure? Confused

 
 
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