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15.09.2010, 16:16 quote

emmzz

Joined: 01 Dec 2009 Posts: 313 Location: Ireland, Dublin, Dun Laoghaire

"Do you want a hard Limerick brain?"

"Not particularly."

"Why not?"

15.09.2010, 16:42 quote

handsel

Joined: 18 Mar 2009 Posts: 2254 Location: United Kingdom, England, West Midlands

Bliss23 wrote:

danni1993 wrote:

I got a message for a guy who on his profile said he wanted a relationship... The message said "intercourse?"... This makes me think that he DOESN'T want a relationship

Well, he might. Intercourse also means communication between individuals. So he might have meant 'social intercourse' and left it to you to decide, 'Hmmm, social or sexual? Hmmm!'
(Or maybe not! Razz

)

See! It's shocked Bliss so much she can't even speak!

Or paralysed her typing finger! Evil or Very Mad

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15.09.2010, 16:49 quote

whysoserious1983

Joined: 31 Mar 2009 Posts: 3629 Location: United Kingdom, England, Gloucestershire

emmzz wrote:

"Do you want a hard Limerick brain?"

"Not particularly."

"Why not?"

This made me laugh. "why not?" classic!

I have to admit that i sent somebody a message recently saying that i wanted to bed them.
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15.09.2010, 21:26 quote

bliss23

handsel wrote:

Well, he might. Intercourse also means communication between individuals. So he might have meant 'social intercourse' and left it to you to decide, 'Hmmm, social or sexual? Hmmm!'
(Or maybe not! Razz

)

See! It's shocked Bliss so much she can't even speak!

Or paralysed her typing finger! Evil or Very Mad

O..... M..... G....

Could you believe intercourse referring to sexual stuff is carved so deep in my mind that I'm tryin' to agree to the other meanings of intercourse and I can't? LOL

How fricked up is that... Eh... LIFE...

And I don't type with one finger, I type with one hand. The other is busy. LOLOLO

20.09.2010, 16:40 quote

littlevixen

from:topman1985

Re:

I'm surprised anyone would want to have a dirty chat with you! Yuck.

I then replied with what I thought of him & asked why he bothered to message me, lol

He then said: haha. For that reason. Because to see you get wound up! You moron.

I tried another reply but think he must have blocked me, hahahaha what a tosser

20.09.2010, 18:53 quote

gypsymoon

Joined: 17 Jan 2010 Posts: 2565 Location: United Kingdom, England, Norfolk

Got this today:

i thnk ur so hot babe.... i love ur body babe... i could send u a picture of sumthn u will like..

I can't think what wonderful picure I might have turned down.........then again if it was just ice cream I'd have felt cheated that I couldn't eat it
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