Omg LV! Where on earth do these guys come from... have to give 'em some points for trying to be original
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I was thinking that I hadn't had any weird or funny ones for a while then I got this:-

I want to live with you.I want to be your love slave.I know little english.msn address:
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Yeah, i got the exact same message as Gypsymoon. I'm actually getting pretty tired of Silvio Berlusconi pestering me. Ignore honey. They always go away in the end.

Here are 3 recent ones, not been too bad of late:

i have the ability to possess people, can i possess u?

oi luv do u want a toy boy hahahaha

ive never begged before but you were worth trying. id do anything to feel your body against mine and taste you and feel you all over...

Tbh I just find them amusing and Ive got a block button anyway.
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3rd message-
i have ten inchs hun honest

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"Hello. My name is Rosaleen Cockburn (this is my daughters page =D) I have a job for someone if you are willing to do it. If you do, i promise i will pay you as much as you want, and give you one of my 3 houses (if you wan't one 8-D) If you are interested mail back and i will give you details."


Got this one a while back, kicking myself I didn't investigate further. Scammers remind me of that hilarious Birdman competiton on Eastbourne Pier, where people try to 'fly' with hair-brained homemade contraptons!

You can imagine em typing them out getting all excited..."why I didn't think of this before, the mother using the daughter's account! Jeeeesus Chriiiist, this is fucking dynamite, ahhhh yessss, a universally trusted figure...it's gold!
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Hi If u want to see a big brain today add me

They still keep coming.... but funny how most of these type of messages are from the over 30s when you think they might have become more mature by then.
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If this guy took the time to read my profile he would have saved himself some wasted time in contacting me

Re: Married...

Hello there. I am a 37 year old married man who is searching for something a little extra that is not being fullfilled. I am not looking to meet up, atleast certainly not right now, I am just searching for a real connection and exploration of each other sexually online, through email,and webcam.I have a very energised sexual nature, am very explorative, and extremely imaginative.I do not judge and expect not to be judged.I go from very tender to very dirty, but always depending on my partners wishes and picking up on her mood,and as good love should, I work on intuition.I have many photos to share, but have none on here for obvious reasons.I am searching for a woman in the same position as me
or single aslong as she understands.I hope to hear from you soon.
Much magic.Dan.xx

Makes you wonder whether he's even tried talking to his wife to get his 'little extra' fulfilled
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Hahaha yeah may be! hi stranger how's you?
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I got a message for a guy who on his profile said he wanted a relationship... The message said "intercourse?"... This makes me think that he DOESN'T want a relationship

I'm sitting here wiyh my fingers up my ass looking for a threesome