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Home >> Sex >> Post you're dirty/weird/funny messages here!
03.07.2009, 21:28 quote
| LittleVixen wrote: | ||
I had "Hi nan" today, not the wheres grandad bit tho |
Methinks he's after some granny fantasies but I'm not playing... AND I'M NOT EVEN A GRANNY EITHER
03.07.2009, 21:31 quote
Should have replied
"Bet your parents said playing with it would make you go blind, well appears you are already short sighted I'd quit while you can."
04.07.2009, 14:09 quote
| CMISO wrote: |
| Should have replied
"Bet your parents said playing with it would make you go blind, well appears you are already short sighted I'd quit while you can." |
08.07.2009, 11:27 quote
Hiya kinda random but if u eva give up guys be sure 2 let me knw
no offence intended
from a 19yr old female.... don't people realise that by my age I'm hardly going to 'bat for the other side'?
I LOVE MEN....... nice women will only ever be like sisters, daughters or friends to me.
08.07.2009, 16:43 quote
Can a woman please send me a dirty/weird message so that I can say I had one in this thread?
09.07.2009, 16:18 quote
| sc0ttie wrote: |
| Can a woman please send me a dirty/weird message so that I can say I had one in this thread? |
Pretty sure you won't have to wait forever
09.07.2009, 17:13 quote
| mirrorpool wrote: | ||
Pretty sure you won't have to wait forever |
Pmsl I got it thanks. Damn that was weird and dirty
05.08.2009, 10:08 quote
I've got a new 'russian scammer' one - either that or there is some kind of marriage agency out there that i am unaware of, and they're giving me a free service!
I'm quite impressed though, it is at least spelt correctly with nearly good grammar
I didn't look at her pic that she attached - my hotmail security guard saved me from that, and that's probably for the best.
Hello, my name is Yulia! I'm looking for good friends and maybe my unique love finally. I've received your mail address in marriage agency. They have told that you are looking for a woman to share your life with! So, if this is true, I hope to receive your answer at ***edit***mail.ru, if not, I'm very sorry that I disturbed you! I'm sending you my picture, so you can see who are you talking with
I'll wait....
Yulia
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05.08.2009, 11:32 quote
even if you did dare open it I very much doubt that the picture would be of the real woman, more likely a stolen identity.........
The scammers as well as being annoying can also be funny. Ive had the same one turn up on more than one site and did send a message back, and they replied asking me which of their photos was on which site plus a few other things... needless to say I reported them as a scammer etc.... haha!
05.08.2009, 14:50 quote
This is a message in my guestbook from a 16 year old:
bitch! go die in a small hole :@
One from the chatroom, says it all really, cant please everyone all of the time now can I?
31.01.2010, 05:11 quote
Hi,
I\'m messaging you cos you look cool and also that you might have a naughty side even tho\' you keep it very well hidden!!? I\'d like you to take part in some really exciting \'research\' and hope you say yes?
An interest in tall, toned, seriously big guys generally is vital and using latest images & technology as well and my own cam the research looks at considerations of just what is \'big\', is bigger sexier, are muscles important and visually, is a really wide brain a turn-on? If this area intrigues, interests or makes you want to know more then please add me to your \'msn\'. My addy is - **************** and I\'ll explain further once there, and don\'t be put off by the word \'research\', it\'s nothing formal!
Tom (19 inches) x
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