can some one make heads or tails out of this message? can't even begin to understand what it means..she is apologising for something lol

"Hi Sorry to be so succint "

"Hi Nice pic and nickname! One harless, flirty question for my survey: Are you a moaner, screamer, scratcher or bit-lip? Please answer! Smooooch B The love Therapist on Duty "

This guys back again under a new name.....doh! same message tho.

hi sexy godess ,,

,iam looking for a woman to be anonline slave to by text or email, i have a thing for women in control plus i secretly wear womens underwear, if this is your thing and you want to email me or text me orders what colour womens underwear i must wear under my clothes everyday, let me know and i will give you my email and mobile, i hope your intersted in having me as your online slave sexy godess , and iam willing to give two of my females co workers emails so i will have no choice but to do as you say mistress, BUT WOULD BE UNDERSTOOD YOU WOULD NEVER USE THEM , JUST TO KEEP ME IN LINE, AND WOULD BE A TURN ON KNOWING A WOMAN HAS THAT POWER OVER ME,


Anyone else get it I wonder??

Just you Freda! He knows there isn't a goddess out there sexier than you!

I think the russians are back...

hi
hi how you are?
you to interest me
i want send you in email
please write me you email
russian address edited out@gmail.com if you want know me
Natali

It's been quite a while since I got one of these!
"you to interest me"....nice
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Any kind of message would be nice

Gotta love this one!

My name is Mary
I have considered your structure and you have interested me.
I would like to learn about you little bit more than is written in your structure.
It is a little about me. To me of 28 years. I like to read books. To go in for sports, basically gymnastics. I love pets, especial cats.
I work in the psychologist.I love my work. I hope that have interested you.
I would ask that you have answered me in *edited out*@gmail.com If you cannot write to me then leave to me the E-mail
With impatience I wait for your letter
Mary

"I work in the psychologist" - it must be cramped in there!

"With impatience I wait for your letter" - blimey, I'd better get on with a reply then, I wouldn't want to inconvenience her!
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wot about a nice bit of brown meat?

Fantastic, what a treat, I got this one today - where do you start? It's absolute gibberish hahahaha
(apparently she likes to fly children! & "my growth makes 168 see")

Hello.I will be very glad to acquaintance to you and I hope that our relations I will develop in due course. I wish to learn you better, I want that to begin with you for me a steel the best friend. I so am now lonely and I require love, care and protection. I will be very glad if you as we are interested in it also we will build with you to begin with friendship and we will see where there will be we with you of the relation further. Now I wish to tell little bit more about myself and as I will wait your letters, your photos and your history of a life. I live in Russia, in small city under name Medvedevo. My city not such big, but it very beautiful and at him is as well as at the cities the history. Here it is more than women than men. I the girl with common sense of a life and humour. In it city I was born here again while I passes lives. I more time am in searches of the love, but not as I cannot find which that person could grow fond, with whom I could carry out the life. With whom I could create family and to be happy, but I and yet have not found anything. And I have decided to try to search the love here in Internet. I shall tell to you about myself, I was born on August, 30, 1983, and me now 25 years, my color of hair brown, my eyes brown, my weight about 54 kg, my growth makes 168 see. I do not have harmful habits, I do not smoke, I never drink also I did not try drugs as I know that all this harm for health. I care of myself and about the health. I go in for sports, in themornings I run, 2 or 3 times a week I want and I am engaged in fitness to support the figure. I not to time was not married at me there are no children. I work in hospital as the children's doctor (therapist).My trade very much to like me and I am very happy that I do for people kindly. I live with the daddy and mum, my mum to be already on pension and mine the daddy too is on pension and it works in security agency,I do not have brothers sisters, I in family one. My mum and the daddy grew me very strictly and gave me good education and have learned me to much in this life. I always was very obedient, I always liked to study and never shirked employment at school, I was very diligent andI liked to study as I knew that it will be necessary in the future.Especially I loved a history, algebra, chemistry, biology and the English language, I very much liked to study and learn unknown to me.But most of all I loved the English language, I even remained on additional employment to study the English language. To me even then the teacher spoke that I the given birth American. After school I have gone to study in Medical University of the children's doctor of the therapist. Now I work in hospital and I fly children. I like to listen to various music, I like to listen to classics, rep, pop, and music on mood. I very much like to read a lot of literature. What your preferences in music, the literature, you love what kitchen, what your values in a life. I dream of my family that near to me the person loved for me my husband was always. I think that our purposes are identical in this life and I want to know about your private life as much as possible. And I shall be very glad to share all that at me is in my life and I shall be very glad to learn about YOU as much as possible. I think that you will be very happy to learn about me and I shall be very happy to learn about YOU. I am going to finish to YOU my letter and I shall wait very much for your letter. Write to me all that you want to tell about yourselves and that YOU would want todivide with me. I shall be very happy to receive YOUR letters and to write to YOU.The friend from Russia Lyubov.
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Oh sweet Mosessss! Thanks Trev for managing to get me even more tired with yer lovely letter.

It's great to learn that her favourite subject in school was English and the teacher who probably fecked her was American. LOL

And I got a feelin' she's gunna wait much more than "much" for your letter.

Now I ain't got any funny or dirty messages, but I don't remember if there's a topic for the most stupid messages in history.

Ever since I stated on my profile that I'm here solely for the forums, I get messages from all the feckers in the world, check dis out (and I think your girl writes better than them Trev. I really do):

Winnie the pooh: hey there would you like to chat on here or msn just to chat thats all and talk to each other and get know each other its cool talking to differnt people (: if not thats ok i understand just was asking thats all

Engineer munster: How are you recently. Enjoyed looking at your pretty photos. Do you have ever had a friend on structural engineeing? if not not bad to add me : ) (I'll say...)

Muttley: hello pretty how are you, hope you having good time, i like your picture, you look so beautifull, i will be so glad to knew you more, my name is leroy, i am from manchester, if you have a chart mail will be great we can talk more and better, you look wonderfull, i like you any way i will be waitin to hear from you kissss. (I actually had to answer this one with: Yeah right. AHAHAHAHAHAHAH.)

p.s. Names have been changed. And that's only 3 messages out of too many like that.

This is the second similar message I've received

hi nan where is grandad