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03.01.2009, 10:55 quote

choochi0

goodevning princess sexy ur msn (deleted)@hotmail.com.........

I don't think this guy would have the time to chat considering his profile says his occupation is Finland......

 

04.01.2009, 02:02 quote

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choochi0 wrote:
goodevning princess sexy ur msn (deleted)@hotmail.com.........

I don't think this guy would have the time to chat considering his profile says his occupation is Finland......


Perhaps he's president & you are right, no tie for dating hehe

Heres one I just got, actually this is the second one from this guy

**************@hotmail.com hard love okey add me

Well how rude, no i or please or thankyou..... Laughing

 

04.01.2009, 10:30 quote

choochi0

LittleVixen wrote:
choochi0 wrote:
goodevning princess sexy ur msn (deleted)@hotmail.com.........

I don't think this guy would have the time to chat considering his profile says his occupation is Finland......


Perhaps he's president & you are right, no tie for dating hehe

Heres one I just got, actually this is the second one from this guy

**************@hotmail.com hard love okey add me

Well how rude, no i or please or thankyou..... Laughing


Gawd help Finland if he is president!

A please and a thank you can go a long way. Silly boy.

 

06.01.2009, 20:46 quote

fireinmyheart
fireinmyheart Joined: 01 Oct 2008 Posts: 1598 Location: United Kingdom, England, Buckinghamshire
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I do not know as to begin my letter to you, but I have seen your questionnaire and she has seemed to me very close and let in this questionnaire is told about you very little, it seemed to me that so. How you consider?? If it became interesting to you also you as well as I wish to find the person for dialogue, and can and for something more I with impatience will look forward to hearing from you to the mail box: *deleted*

There was no questionaire!

I'm thinking perhaps English is not her first language...
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06.01.2009, 20:54 quote

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These two messages I got today are not dirty, quite the opposite....sweet really!

just accept this compliment:)

she is nice, pretty, perhaps kind, funy, open mind, sweet....romantic.. search true love i cant\'t know!! she make me crazy in the first see she attracted me i like to own her heart and to get her trust, share with her anything, so How i can get her email adress? How can I attracted her?... do u know who is she??? she is you....xoxo can I?!! thx


Re:

a knight in search of a princess
love is some thing we should all treat with respect,out there is my princess,and if one day i should find her i shall hold her in my arms, i was a knight in search of love, when you make a wish and look up at the stars
youre dream of love travels far
up into the heavens to
stars and the moon gaze upon you
as youre wish goes out into space for all the love and happiness
a wish and a dream may come true as destiny fire a beautiful arrow at you
as angels help guide the perfect partner to you
to make youre heart felt feelings come true
and bless you ina special way that life and happiness travel youre way
as a journey and wish come true amazing feelings go through you
a eyes make contact as they do the eyes open up the soul in you
the stars


Awww cute! made me smile tho Very Happy

 

24.01.2009, 01:39 quote

audacious89

i've only been here 2 days but within 12 hours of joining i had

'sit on my c*ck'

and

'f*ckin pair of tits'

 

25.01.2009, 21:00 quote

Chet24
Chet24 Joined: 20 Mar 2007 Posts: 12142 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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audacious89 wrote:
i've only been here 2 days but within 12 hours of joining i had

'sit on my c*ck'

and

'f*ckin pair of tits'



haha you driving the boys crazy already! Razz
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13.02.2009, 12:44 quote

kylej83
Joined: 11 Feb 2009 Posts: 1 Location: United Kingdom, England, Greater Manchester
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Oh wow some of these have had me in absolute stitches this morning!Great for passing good hour or so at work keep em comin lol!

 

13.02.2009, 13:24 quote

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Not so many written one recently since the chat started but......wow a lot of dirty offers Laughing Laughing Laughing

 

13.02.2009, 13:32 quote

rossjackson1985
rossjackson1985 Joined: 08 Feb 2009 Posts: 161 Location: United Kingdom, England, Staffordshire
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oh how i long for a filthy message or the imaginiation, inclination and motivation to write them Razz

 

13.02.2009, 20:10 quote

choochi0

rossjackson1985 wrote:
oh how i long for a filthy message or the imaginiation, inclination and motivation to write them Razz


Create yourself a female profile and you won't have to wait long.

 

13.02.2009, 20:40 quote

rossjackson1985
rossjackson1985 Joined: 08 Feb 2009 Posts: 161 Location: United Kingdom, England, Staffordshire
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haha i might just do that for a laugh Very Happy

might call myself Busty Mchorney Very Happy

 

13.02.2009, 21:10 quote

choochi0

rossjackson1985 wrote:
haha i might just do that for a laugh Very Happy

might call myself Busty Mchorney Very Happy


I would go for Betty Spankalot.

 

13.02.2009, 21:20 quote

kadushu

Bunty Kitsch?

 

13.02.2009, 21:23 quote

choochi0

kadushu wrote:
Bunty Kitsch?


No thank you. I've already eaten.

 
 
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