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08.10.2008, 07:07 quote
| agonal wrote: |
| Message said "Nice hands"
Im flummoxed. |
Why flummoxed.?
You have

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08.10.2008, 11:28 quote
| LittleVixen wrote: | ||
Why flummoxed.? You have ![]() |
Seconded. I think I vaguely remember that from the threesome......
25.10.2008, 14:56 quote
Not had a laugh in ages....
hey i know ur fit 4 ya age but do u want some hard cock 2 please u like
cuz i want 2 have fun with u
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25.10.2008, 17:27 quote
I get load's like this:
HI Darry
How are you doing
?I'm Jennifer and
new to Speeddater
,i'm looking for my
Soul mate,I'm
interested in your
profile and would
want to know alot
more about the
Person in the
profile...look up at
my profile and tell
me what you think
((SMILE)).i would so
much prefer to
communicate through
my email address at
the bottom of this
message, cos thats
much more easier for
me to get
intouch,here is my
email
(removed)
)you can im me on
Yahoo instant
Messenger on
(removed)
cant wait to hear
from you.
Jennifer
The site I got this on isnt called speeddater!
Also, she DIDNT look at my profile.
Russian.
Must be.
I get load's like this.
Anyone want to send me a genuine message?
25.10.2008, 18:27 quote
Well, my profile is virtually blank, on account that I am in a relationship and only here for the forums chat.
I got a PM "I've checked out your profile and you sound really interesting....care to tell me more?" To which I replied, "I guess that was copy&paste and you clearly have not read my profile cuz it's empty, so what else ya want to know about me?!"
Weeks later, he still hasnt even read my message!
25.10.2008, 18:50 quote
I can't help feeling that most of the scammers are easy to spot. They generally include a hotmail or yahoo address which they insist you contact. They make no personal references because they are copy and paste. Occasionally they'll ask for your phone number - just to spice things up. Why not be a clever scammer and play the long game?
25.10.2008, 19:45 quote
| mimib wrote: |
| Because it works Ed! Some reply! |
True.
I replied to load's of these type's before I cottoned on to it.
26.10.2008, 10:50 quote
This is typical of the sort of thing that seems to be more common now for me;
Privet, my gentleman! Only to wake up nearby... only to touch your hand...That’s me. Just an average girl and I like it that way. I am looking for anaverage man to enjoy life with. Maybe together we could be above average...Who knows? I have absolutely no time for liars or those who play games. It’s alittle late in life for playing games and why lie? Be honest about things and go on with life. Let me know ::I edited out the website address:: Hugs Sveta K
And;
Privet, my dear friend! Feel music of our hearts...So here goes. I am flexible, open minded and very easy going. I have a greatheart. I tend to make the best of most situations. I love to travel and I am always looking for a reason to take off somewhere new. I enjoy discovering new places, people, wine etc. I am looking for a man who understands the importance of trust, honesty, communication, integrity, and he respects himself. If any of the above interests are your than lets talk ::I edited out the website address:: Warm hugs V.D.
Privet?! I can usually work out what the garbled use of english means in these messages, but I'm at a loss to explain that one....something the russian scammers have about hedges and the english maybe. ![]()
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26.10.2008, 11:10 quote
| agonal wrote: |
| Message said "Nice hands"
Im flummoxed. |
I have a hand fetish, sorry
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28.10.2008, 00:17 quote
| trevp66 wrote: |
| Privet, my dear friend! Feel music of our hearts...So here goes. I am flexible, open minded and very easy going. I have a greatheart. I tend to make the best of most situations. I love to travel and I am always looking for a reason to take off somewhere new. I enjoy discovering new places, people, wine etc. I am looking for a man who understands the importance of trust, honesty, communication, integrity, and he respects himself. If any of the above interests are your than lets talk ::I edited out the website address:: Warm hugs V.D. |
It's nice of venereal disease to make itself know before it strikes. I think the increase in the use of condoms has given VD no choice, but to try these underhand tactics.
28.10.2008, 18:29 quote
Heres one I got earlier
hi , let me say you are very beautiful you look like angel in your pictures , elso you\'ve got nice body i\'m sure you are a good fucker i can make you happy i have what do you look for come here and never mind you\'ll fell happy
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28.10.2008, 19:07 quote
| LittleVixen wrote: |
| Heres one I got earlier hi , let me say you are very beautiful you look like angel in your pictures , elso you\'ve got nice body i\'m sure you are a good fucker i can make you happy i have what do you look for come here and never mind you\'ll fell happy |
Bloody hell LV, they don't half like offering themselves to you!! lol
28.10.2008, 19:26 quote
| bexbex wrote: | ||
Bloody hell LV, they don't half like offering themselves to you!! lol |
I know! & thats without the boob pics that I use to have on......I even changed my profile to say i'm not looking, that does'nt seem to make much difference either...
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