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08.10.2008, 07:07 quote

LittleVixen
LittleVixen Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 7161 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cornwall
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agonal wrote:
Message said "Nice hands"

Im flummoxed.


Why flummoxed.?

You have
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08.10.2008, 11:28 quote

choochi0
choochi0 Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 4562 Location: United Kingdom, England, Sussex
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LittleVixen wrote:
agonal wrote:
Message said "Nice hands"

Im flummoxed.


Why flummoxed.?

You have


Seconded. I think I vaguely remember that from the threesome......

 

12.10.2008, 02:22 quote

therogers
therogers Joined: 11 Oct 2008 Posts: 1 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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fancy diner ?

 

25.10.2008, 14:56 quote

LittleVixen
LittleVixen Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 7161 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cornwall
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Not had a laugh in ages....

hey i know ur fit 4 ya age but do u want some hard cock 2 please u like

cuz i want 2 have fun with u
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25.10.2008, 17:27 quote

fireinmyheart
fireinmyheart Joined: 01 Oct 2008 Posts: 605 Location: United Kingdom, England, Buckinghamshire
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I get load's like this:




HI Darry

How are you doing
?I'm Jennifer and
new to Speeddater
,i'm looking for my
Soul mate,I'm
interested in your
profile and would
want to know alot
more about the
Person in the
profile...look up at
my profile and tell
me what you think
((SMILE)).i would so
much prefer to
communicate through
my email address at
the bottom of this
message, cos thats
much more easier for
me to get
intouch,here is my
email
(removed)
)you can im me on
Yahoo instant
Messenger on
(removed)
cant wait to hear
from you.

Jennifer

The site I got this on isnt called speeddater!
Also, she DIDNT look at my profile.

Russian.

Must be.

I get load's like this.

Anyone want to send me a genuine message? Very Happy

 

25.10.2008, 18:27 quote

rocketgirl
rocketgirl Joined: 17 Jun 2008 Posts: 1802 Location: United Kingdom, England, Hampshire
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Well, my profile is virtually blank, on account that I am in a relationship and only here for the forums chat.
I got a PM "I've checked out your profile and you sound really interesting....care to tell me more?" To which I replied, "I guess that was copy&paste and you clearly have not read my profile cuz it's empty, so what else ya want to know about me?!"
Weeks later, he still hasnt even read my message!

 

25.10.2008, 18:50 quote

ed85
ed85 Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 1510 Location: United Kingdom, England, Kent
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I can't help feeling that most of the scammers are easy to spot. They generally include a hotmail or yahoo address which they insist you contact. They make no personal references because they are copy and paste. Occasionally they'll ask for your phone number - just to spice things up. Why not be a clever scammer and play the long game?

 

25.10.2008, 19:43 quote

mimib
mimib Joined: 05 Oct 2008 Posts: 506 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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Because it works Ed! Some reply!

 

25.10.2008, 19:45 quote

fireinmyheart
fireinmyheart Joined: 01 Oct 2008 Posts: 605 Location: United Kingdom, England, Buckinghamshire
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mimib wrote:
Because it works Ed! Some reply!


True.

I replied to load's of these type's before I cottoned on to it.

 

26.10.2008, 10:50 quote

trevp66
trevp66 Joined: 26 May 2006 Posts: 1043 Location: United Kingdom, England, Hertfordshire
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This is typical of the sort of thing that seems to be more common now for me;

Privet, my gentleman! Only to wake up nearby... only to touch your hand...That’s me. Just an average girl and I like it that way. I am looking for anaverage man to enjoy life with. Maybe together we could be above average...Who knows? I have absolutely no time for liars or those who play games. It’s alittle late in life for playing games and why lie? Be honest about things and go on with life. Let me know ::I edited out the website address:: Hugs Sveta K

And;

Privet, my dear friend! Feel music of our hearts...So here goes. I am flexible, open minded and very easy going. I have a greatheart. I tend to make the best of most situations. I love to travel and I am always looking for a reason to take off somewhere new. I enjoy discovering new places, people, wine etc. I am looking for a man who understands the importance of trust, honesty, communication, integrity, and he respects himself. If any of the above interests are your than lets talk ::I edited out the website address:: Warm hugs V.D.

Privet?! I can usually work out what the garbled use of english means in these messages, but I'm at a loss to explain that one....something the russian scammers have about hedges and the english maybe. Confused
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26.10.2008, 11:10 quote

redelicious
redelicious Joined: 19 Feb 2008 Posts: 1461 Location: United Kingdom, England, Lincolnshire
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agonal wrote:
Message said "Nice hands"

Im flummoxed.
Wasn't that me?

I have a hand fetish, sorry Laughing
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28.10.2008, 00:17 quote

choochi0
choochi0 Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 4562 Location: United Kingdom, England, Sussex
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trevp66 wrote:
Privet, my dear friend! Feel music of our hearts...So here goes. I am flexible, open minded and very easy going. I have a greatheart. I tend to make the best of most situations. I love to travel and I am always looking for a reason to take off somewhere new. I enjoy discovering new places, people, wine etc. I am looking for a man who understands the importance of trust, honesty, communication, integrity, and he respects himself. If any of the above interests are your than lets talk ::I edited out the website address:: Warm hugs V.D.


It's nice of venereal disease to make itself know before it strikes. I think the increase in the use of condoms has given VD no choice, but to try these underhand tactics.

 

28.10.2008, 18:29 quote

LittleVixen
LittleVixen Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 7161 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cornwall
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Heres one I got earlier Laughing

hi , let me say you are very beautiful you look like angel in your pictures , elso you\'ve got nice body i\'m sure you are a good fucker i can make you happy i have what do you look for come here and never mind you\'ll fell happy
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28.10.2008, 19:07 quote

bexbex
bexbex Joined: 13 Sep 2008 Posts: 1277 Location: United Kingdom, Channel Islands, Isle of Man
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LittleVixen wrote:
Heres one I got earlier Laughing

hi , let me say you are very beautiful you look like angel in your pictures , elso you\'ve got nice body i\'m sure you are a good fucker i can make you happy i have what do you look for come here and never mind you\'ll fell happy


Bloody hell LV, they don't half like offering themselves to you!! lol

 

28.10.2008, 19:26 quote

LittleVixen
LittleVixen Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 7161 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cornwall
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bexbex wrote:
LittleVixen wrote:
Heres one I got earlier Laughing

hi , let me say you are very beautiful you look like angel in your pictures , elso you\'ve got nice body i\'m sure you are a good fucker i can make you happy i have what do you look for come here and never mind you\'ll fell happy


Bloody hell LV, they don't half like offering themselves to you!! lol


I know! & thats without the boob pics that I use to have on......I even changed my profile to say i'm not looking, that does'nt seem to make much difference either... Confused
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