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Home >> Sex >> Post you're dirty/weird/funny messages here!
13.09.2008, 16:07 quote
| DeepthroatH wrote: |
| I think i am in love!
Have a look at this... guy from ireland i have a thing for women in control i aslo have an embarrsing fetish secret , iam looking for an online mistress to give me orders and teach me to be her slave, i will send pics get on cam write lines whatever mistress wants , whats in it for you, well you get to control a guy and humilate me as you see fit, and to make sure i do as you say i can give you my 2 of my female co workers emails, to make sure i do as you say, this would JUST BE FOR FUN AND UNDERSTOOD YOU NEVER USE THEM .ONLY IF YOU CAN REASURE ME THAT THIS STAYS BETWEEN US WILL I GIVE YOU THEM Oh the fun... |
Think we have all had that same message..complete and utter nutcase
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15.09.2008, 03:40 quote
I just got a message that was a cut and past of my about me section. Lazy sod.
I replied 'cut and paste is not big or clever.'
20.09.2008, 10:32 quote
i have just got the same message for a forth time from the same well known cut and paster
pft...
20.09.2008, 13:28 quote
can i include txt msgs?.. heres one i received some time ago..
"ish just text me about meetin up 2moro nite. i told him im babysittin for you. remember its jason's leaving do!!! lol"
got another text 2mins after that sayin..
"i feel a right twat"
lol
20.09.2008, 14:42 quote
Oh dear. Are you "ish"?
Don't you just love the problems caused by inadvertently sending messages to the wrong person!
I once got a text saying "I'm waiting outside your house with a knife"....followed by "Oooops I'm really sorry I think I just transposed a couple of digits, that wasnt meant for you!".
20.09.2008, 15:19 quote
haha that must have put u in a right state! lol ye im ish(mael)
'jason' was her ex.. and this was after when she told me she's got nothin to do with him anymore lol
21.09.2008, 21:49 quote
oh gosh they just keep getting wierder and wierder and more perverted on here... just got this this evening
greendevil
"Re: "
2008-09-22 00:05:59
my dick is 20 cm ! u want see? add me cardinental_trimizin@hotmail.com see u babaes
hello as if that would entice anyone to add someone to their msn...
21.09.2008, 21:55 quote
| bbones wrote: |
| can i include txt msgs?.. heres one i received some time ago..
"ish just text me about meetin up 2moro nite. i told him im babysittin for you. remember its jason's leaving do!!! lol" got another text 2mins after that sayin.. "i feel a right twat" |
Ah. She felt a right twat because she was one - a cheating one!
21.09.2008, 21:58 quote
| Loveleelady wrote: |
| oh gosh they just keep getting wierder and wierder and more perverted on here... just got this this evening
greendevil "Re: " 2008-09-22 00:05:59 my dick is 20 cm ! u want see? add me cardinental_trimizin@hotmail.com see u babaes hello as if that would entice anyone to add someone to their msn... |
Tut tut what a disgrace.....can anyone here remind me what my msn password is so I can reactivate it?
21.09.2008, 22:06 quote
| rocketgirl wrote: |
Tut tut what a disgrace.....can anyone here remind me what my msn password is so I can reactivate it?
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Well as your informant I feel it is my duty to do so. I'll email your password to your msn address.
21.09.2008, 22:09 quote
lol...this guy doesnt give up easily and u dont have to respond for him to keep trying
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Date: greendevil
"Re: "
2008-09-22 00:15:07
heyy how a u my dick is 20cm u want see my dick add me cardinental_trimizin@hotmail.com see u babes
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