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13.09.2008, 16:07 quote

susiexxx
susiexxx Joined: 31 Oct 2006 Posts: 2676 Location: United Kingdom, England, Birmingham
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DeepthroatH wrote:
I think i am in love!

Have a look at this...

guy from ireland i have a thing for women in control i aslo have an embarrsing fetish secret , iam looking for an online mistress to give me orders and teach me to be her slave, i will send pics get on cam write lines whatever mistress wants , whats in it for you, well you get to control a guy and humilate me as you see fit, and to make sure i do as you say i can give you my 2 of my female co workers emails, to make sure i do as you say, this would JUST BE FOR FUN AND UNDERSTOOD YOU NEVER USE THEM .ONLY IF YOU CAN REASURE ME THAT THIS STAYS BETWEEN US WILL I GIVE YOU THEM

Oh the fun... Twisted Evil


Think we have all had that same message..complete and utter nutcase Rolling Eyes lol
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15.09.2008, 03:40 quote

choochi0
choochi0 Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 4562 Location: United Kingdom, England, Sussex
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I just got a message that was a cut and past of my about me section. Lazy sod.

I replied 'cut and paste is not big or clever.'

 

19.09.2008, 09:02 quote

xxkimiexx
xxkimiexx Joined: 14 Sep 2008 Posts: 84 Location: United Kingdom, England, Worcestershire
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I havent got any lol.
well apart from..

"You up for some fun"

loll..shucks Smile

 

20.09.2008, 10:32 quote

ravencolouredsky
ravencolouredsky Joined: 07 Aug 2008 Posts: 1269 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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i have just got the same message for a forth time from the same well known cut and paster


pft...

 

20.09.2008, 12:29 quote

eda85

Unfortunately I think the weirdest messages I've seen have come from me Wink Rolling Eyes

 

20.09.2008, 12:45 quote

ravencolouredsky
ravencolouredsky Joined: 07 Aug 2008 Posts: 1269 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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... i wasn't going to mention them ed.......









Razz Laughing

 

20.09.2008, 13:28 quote

bbones
bbones Joined: 16 Sep 2008 Posts: 499 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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can i include txt msgs?.. heres one i received some time ago..

"ish just text me about meetin up 2moro nite. i told him im babysittin for you. remember its jason's leaving do!!! lol"

got another text 2mins after that sayin..

"i feel a right twat"

Confused lol

 

20.09.2008, 14:42 quote

rocketgirl
rocketgirl Joined: 17 Jun 2008 Posts: 1802 Location: United Kingdom, England, Hampshire
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Oh dear. Are you "ish"? Laughing
Don't you just love the problems caused by inadvertently sending messages to the wrong person!
I once got a text saying "I'm waiting outside your house with a knife"....followed by "Oooops I'm really sorry I think I just transposed a couple of digits, that wasnt meant for you!".

 

20.09.2008, 15:19 quote

bbones
bbones Joined: 16 Sep 2008 Posts: 499 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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haha that must have put u in a right state! lol ye im ish(mael)

'jason' was her ex.. and this was after when she told me she's got nothin to do with him anymore lol

 

21.09.2008, 21:49 quote

Loveleelady
Loveleelady Joined: 12 Aug 2007 Posts: 131 Location: United Kingdom, Northern Ireland, Belfast
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oh gosh they just keep getting wierder and wierder and more perverted on here... just got this this evening

greendevil
"Re: "
2008-09-22 00:05:59
my dick is 20 cm ! u want see? add me cardinental_trimizin@hotmail.com see u babaes


hello as if that would entice anyone to add someone to their msn...

 

21.09.2008, 21:55 quote

rocketgirl
rocketgirl Joined: 17 Jun 2008 Posts: 1802 Location: United Kingdom, England, Hampshire
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bbones wrote:
can i include txt msgs?.. heres one i received some time ago..

"ish just text me about meetin up 2moro nite. i told him im babysittin for you. remember its jason's leaving do!!! lol"

got another text 2mins after that sayin..

"i feel a right twat"

Confused lol


Ah. She felt a right twat because she was one - a cheating one! Evil or Very Mad

 

21.09.2008, 21:58 quote

rocketgirl
rocketgirl Joined: 17 Jun 2008 Posts: 1802 Location: United Kingdom, England, Hampshire
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Loveleelady wrote:
oh gosh they just keep getting wierder and wierder and more perverted on here... just got this this evening

greendevil
"Re: "
2008-09-22 00:05:59
my dick is 20 cm ! u want see? add me cardinental_trimizin@hotmail.com see u babaes


hello as if that would entice anyone to add someone to their msn...


Tut tut what a disgrace.....can anyone here remind me what my msn password is so I can reactivate it?

 

21.09.2008, 22:06 quote

eda85

rocketgirl wrote:
Tut tut what a disgrace.....can anyone here remind me what my msn password is so I can reactivate it?


Well as your informant I feel it is my duty to do so. I'll email your password to your msn address.

 

21.09.2008, 22:09 quote

Loveleelady
Loveleelady Joined: 12 Aug 2007 Posts: 131 Location: United Kingdom, Northern Ireland, Belfast
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lol...this guy doesnt give up easily and u dont have to respond for him to keep trying



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Date: greendevil
"Re: "
2008-09-22 00:15:07
heyy how a u my dick is 20cm u want see my dick add me cardinental_trimizin@hotmail.com see u babes

 

21.09.2008, 22:09 quote

rocketgirl
rocketgirl Joined: 17 Jun 2008 Posts: 1802 Location: United Kingdom, England, Hampshire
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Thanks a bunch Ed. Great help you are. Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

 
 
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