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10.10.2006, 17:25 quote

Anonymous

lol not very exciting for me , two of us same age 15 my best mates twin bro put me off for like a year after as it just didnt live up to what people said it was like. I'd rather forget it haha it's much better when you've had experience Smile

 

10.10.2006, 17:27 quote

Anonymous

If you don't know already, you probably won't get to find out

It's something I think i'm surprisingly conservative about.

 

02.08.2007, 07:17 quote

bliss23

Anonymous wrote:
does anybody else think that the wee woman in Murder She Wrote {Angela Landsbury I think} is responsible for all the murders she encounters?

Now think about it, everything's fine until she turns up. Everywhere she goes there's a murder - do you know anybody who's been involved in so much murder and mayhem in one lifetime? {okay apart from the likes of Pol Pot, Stalin, Hitler and the like - and you probably did know them personally anyway - not say that I know Angela Landsbury personally; be too shit scared to to be honest!!

If she ever turns up on your doorstep don't let her in, call the police, and ensure that they investigate the back catologue of mayhem she has been embroiled in.

As a matter of fact she frames ppl every episode as well - my god she is one evil mother!!

PS: I know this has absolutlely nothing to do with love - but then again this is a broad church so I guess there may be some Angela fans out there somewhere...


PMSL! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Wonderin round the forum I keep on bumpin' into all sorts of funny things. Splashed my coffee all over 3 times today. Don't remember seeing anythin this funny recently (as in at least a year). Does that mean I've got a sad lil life? Laughing Laughing

p.s. Not to flatter LL, done that enough already, gotta stop somewhere, but his posts are just... DEAD FUHNEE.

 

02.08.2007, 07:31 quote

Anonymous

Bliss23 wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
does anybody else think that the wee woman in Murder She Wrote {Angela Landsbury I think} is responsible for all the murders she encounters?

Now think about it, everything's fine until she turns up. Everywhere she goes there's a murder - do you know anybody who's been involved in so much murder and mayhem in one lifetime? {okay apart from the likes of Pol Pot, Stalin, Hitler and the like - and you probably did know them personally anyway - not say that I know Angela Landsbury personally; be too shit scared to to be honest!!

If she ever turns up on your doorstep don't let her in, call the police, and ensure that they investigate the back catologue of mayhem she has been embroiled in.

As a matter of fact she frames ppl every episode as well - my god she is one evil mother!!

PS: I know this has absolutlely nothing to do with love - but then again this is a broad church so I guess there may be some Angela fans out there somewhere...


PMSL! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Wonderin round the forum I keep on bumpin' into all sorts of funny things. Splashed my coffee all over 3 times today. Don't remember seeing anythin this funny recently (as in at least a year). Does that mean I've got a sad lil life? Laughing Laughing

p.s. Not to flatter LL, done that enough already, gotta stop somewhere, but his posts are just... DEAD FUHNEE.



What, ….you lost your virginity a lot or spill your coffee? If it’s the coffee I’ll get you a bib or just wipe it off your chest with a towel as you spill it

 

02.08.2007, 07:34 quote

bliss23

thanks a bunch LL, you're such a sweetheart. Throw in the towel. Twisted Evil

 

02.08.2007, 07:41 quote

Anonymous

i'd use my tongue but i dont want to give you the right idea

 

02.08.2007, 07:48 quote

bliss23

well if you wouldn't be sayin all sorts of funny things I'd have no reason for splashin me coffee all over nd be wiped, would I? WOULD I? Laughing Laughing Laughing

 

02.08.2007, 07:55 quote

Anonymous

OK OK, calm down ! Don't want you to bust a bra strap!

well, actually .......... Twisted Evil

 

02.08.2007, 17:33 quote

Anonymous

Erm it was actually very good, he said i could dictate what i wanted so i got on top and had the time of my life Twisted Evil

 

02.08.2007, 23:20 quote

kizz

I was 16, it was planned and I think... I still had hold of the cider bottle (which I had been drinking heavily out of) whilst I was losing my proverbial cherry Very Happy

I dont remember it as anything special really...sadly Sad

Awww and the next day my bloody mother chased him up the road with a broom, cos he had come calling and she had found out about it earlier that day. Arghhh!

 

04.08.2007, 20:20 quote

Anonymous

I forget how old I was. Her name was Marianne (I shall refrain from mentioning her surname, fate is a funny thing and she may be reading this one day). I remember sneaking out of my boarding school after midnight, walking into town and going to the girls boarding school, climbing up a drainpipe to a tiny window, squeezing through, and having my wicked way with her in her dormitory. I got caught. I got a hell of a thrashing from my own headmaster the next day.

Sorry, the story doesn’t have a happy ending, if that’s what you were waiting for.

I went back on numerous occasions.

I got caught every time.

I got a thrashing every time.

6 lashes with the heavy cane.

Then we discovered the church yard was very quiet and convenient place

 

04.08.2007, 21:01 quote

aimee88

I was 16, and lost it to a boy I'd met the same day Rolling Eyes
We'd been friends online for a little while though and he came to visit me.

Things got more and more heated as the day went on, eventually climaxing (ooer) in my dads living room where he was sleeping on the sofa.
No pain. No discomfort. Nothing like I'd been told it was going to be like.
It was pretty darn good actually.

However I walked out of the living room early in the morning when my Dad just happend to be walking past. He gave me a knowing look, smiled then asked if I'd had fun Laughing

Isnt it weird how mums know though?
Maybe the huge grin on my face was a tell tale sign, I dont know... Embarassed

 

04.08.2007, 21:04 quote

Anonymous

I am too pissed to remember my first time Laughing

 

04.08.2007, 22:55 quote

coasttocoast

My first time is quite dull-it was with my first ever girlfriend who was also a virgin at the time both of us just recently turned 16 (unusually old for people in Glasgow to lose their virginity). We closed the curtains-at 1000 in the morning and we had the bedroom light on! I learnt then Im lazy and like a girl on top!

 

27.09.2007, 09:19 quote

Anonymous

I lost mine when i was 16. He was 16 too. It was at reading festival on the last night. what can i say...im clearly a classy girl!! lol.
We met on the first night and him and his friends came mine and my friends campsites everynight. And then on the last night after ALOT of vodka we had some fun in my tent. lol.
I dont really remember it though tbh.
lol.

 
 
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