dad???

Ha! Scoff all you like, but my human owner has more body hair than that (admittedly he is somewhat leaner) and from the number of absolutely divine women that have repeatedly passed through his front door over the past year and a bit, until he met his current lover, he seems to be quite a popular chap. I blush to think of some of the things I have seen.....

(Apparently, body hair is where all one's pheromones are secreted; if this is true, my owner is a bloody pheromone factory )