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12.03.2007, 23:14 quote

bigdave88

Cazzabee wrote:
bigdave88 wrote:
I had the worst one night stand ever I had a few drinks well a tonne of drinks and I managed to pull this ugly thing in the dancing.
After I got back to hers we ended up in the bedroom as you do so in the midst of things I decided to go down on her but she wasnt smelling pretty pleasant down there I got a wiff ending up feeling a wee bit queasy and ended up puking all over her right in her mouth and everywhere she went mental and threw me out there and then me in the bollock in a freezing close trying to put my clothes she threw at me back on then I realised I had no cash on me and had to walk home from Pollok at 3am.

Not a night I have fond memories of lol. Sad


Scarier walking home from Pollock was it not though Laughing Laughing


Oh yes definetly its even worse as it was winter too. Sad

 

13.03.2007, 15:03 quote

Anonymous

I remember one night I was renting a room in this really seedy house with about 6 others, twas a strange place. I was in on a Sat night because I was skint. My room was on the top floor (attic studio, yeah right) of said house and I only had a velux window to look out of and it was pissing down with rain. Anyway the doorbell rang so I had to leg it down 4 flights to get there, when I eventually got to the door there was a completely drenched blonde on the door step, it was one of those prrrrowl moments insant mutual lust thing. SHe said she was looking for her sisters boyfriend as they had, had a row and she was peacekeepr etc. She ask if she was unsuccesfull could she call back later in case he returned. I agreed to the terms as she took her leave. Some hours later I found myself a little intoxicated by some south american herb and somewhat lethargic the doorbell rang again and the house was deserted so I staggerd dwn the stairs and guess who my wet blonde had returned. Thought Id call back she said in her North east accent I need warming up can I dry my clothes in your room. Before I had chance to retord she was in the house and I was leading her up the stairs. She walked straight in my room and started stripping off I was unable to speak of course but talk was not on her mind. To cut a long story short she worked me like a Shire horse I didnt even get chance to say much she wanted her monies worth and I had to pay. After A 4th and final round it was now four in a morning we eventually succumbed to sleep. As I awoke she had made me coffe and toast ( which was nice) then started to chat to me ... about her husband and two children even producing Photo's of them saying how he worked on the oil riggs and she didnt see him as often as she liked. Anyway babe Ive had a fantastic time, take care she kissed me on the head and left. I had no idea what her name was and I never saw her again I was left a bit shocked and a bit sad really as I felt we really connected that night. NOw how weird is that?

 

13.03.2007, 16:52 quote

Anonymous

very

 

13.03.2007, 20:55 quote

sandria

Very Happy no i never woke up next to someone horrible xD i always left his house the same night Razz

 
 
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