Have you ever woke up next to someone and thought 'oh my fcuking god' why did I do that? And did you ever creep away whilst he/she was still asleep?
I think a lot of us have pulled with our beer goggles on and lived to regret it the next day, so spill people !

"Just going to get some fresh air"

ive never had a one night stand...

I've been on the other side of that, but not personally.

I pulled a girl in a nightclub who I vaguely knew because we used to get the same bus home from school many years ago. She was extremely obese. It seemed like a good idea at the time, and to be honest, it was easier to just go along with it than try to fight her off.
By the time we got to my flat the alcohol was beginning to wear off, but I thought 'what the hell, she's here now'.
Anyway, to cut a long story short, she ended up straddling me and grinding away enthusiastically, and I realised she was considerably bigger than I had first thought.
I could feel my pelvis sinking into the bed, and even though she was almost upright, her boobs were touching my chest. To my dismay I became aware that I was losing my erection.
I told her that we were going to have to stop, and she looked like she was going to cry- she said 'it's my size isn't it?'
Obviously I had to say 'no', so I blamed it on the alcohol, and she started taking the piss out of me!
I got her into a taxi as quickly as I could...
The problem was that she used to run a pub right near where I live, and she knows a few people that I know. I had to avoid going to that pub for over two years, and I bet she told loads of people that I couldn't get it up

Serves me right I suppose

I had the worst one night stand ever I had a few drinks well a tonne of drinks and I managed to pull this ugly thing in the dancing.
After I got back to hers we ended up in the bedroom as you do so in the midst of things I decided to go down on her but she wasnt smelling pretty pleasant down there I got a wiff ending up feeling a wee bit queasy and ended up puking all over her right in her mouth and everywhere she went mental and threw me out there and then me in the bollock in a freezing close trying to put my clothes she threw at me back on then I realised I had no cash on me and had to walk home from Pollok at 3am.

Not a night I have fond memories of lol.