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22.09.2006, 02:27 quote

djroonie
djroonie Joined: 21 Jul 2004 Posts: 33 Location: United Kingdom, England, Suffolk
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Ok so at the back of my house my garden and the back of my house over looks a few others houses and gardens!.......well in the end house theres this women who must be about 33 and i dont realy know her!...we have said "hi" to each other in the past a few times but thats about it!......anyway she lives alone and has done for a while now and over the summer she likes to sit in her garden sunbathing and im not a bad lookin lad am not the best but im not bad im 6"1 tall with a body like brad pitt in the movie "Troy" and she has obviously seen me walking around topless in my garden e.t.c but today she was out sunbathing facing my house so i went to my kitchen and in full view of the windows i took off my top and im guesing she was looking beacuse she was facing me but i couldnt tell beacuse she was wearing sunglasses and i just carried on tidying up e.t.c then i walked out the room took off my jeans then walked back to the window with just my boxers and just pretended that i never knew she was there and the thort she mite be watching me realy turned me on and i got a massive hardon so i slowly took off my boxers and started masterbating by the window ( we live in a quiet small town and not much chance of anyone else seeing us at that time of day) anyway i stood there masterbating by the window for atleast 20 mins or so and im guesing she must have seen me!......i realy wanted to ask her over to see if she wanted a bit of fun but i wasnt sure wether i should? .......or should i masterbate at the window a few more times first just to see if she realy is intrested?........by the way im not some total sex perv lol im just your pretty average down to earth guy whos up for trying kinky new things! Very Happy ................... UT *PEOOOOW* sorry i just had to do that before i left! Laughing Razz

 

22.09.2006, 14:17 quote

missme7

Being subtle is not exactly your strong point is it.... ? Confused

You need to stop wanking in front of this woman before you get done for it and just go and talk to her. Thats if you haven't already scared her off.... Surprised

 

22.09.2006, 14:49 quote

Anonymous

Sorry, but if I saw somebody masterbating in their window in my direction, i'd call the police.

Anyway, go and talk to her.

 

22.09.2006, 14:55 quote

Anonymous

djroonie wrote:

by the way im not some total sex perv lol im just your pretty average down to earth guy


I must be odd then..I don't do things like that Question Question

 

22.09.2006, 15:03 quote

Anonymous

missme7 wrote:
Being subtle is not exactly your strong point is it.... ? Confused

You need to stop wanking in front of this woman before you get done for it and just go and talk to her. Thats if you haven't already scared her off.... Surprised


i have to admit i read this post this morning and had NO IDEA how to reply......but i think you summed it up quite nicely there missme.

 

22.09.2006, 15:06 quote

Anonymous

almostpurrrfect wrote:
missme7 wrote:
Being subtle is not exactly your strong point is it.... ? Confused

You need to stop wanking in front of this woman before you get done for it and just go and talk to her. Thats if you haven't already scared her off.... Surprised


i have to admit i read this post this morning and had NO IDEA how to reply......but i think you summed it up quite nicely there missme.


I did the same thing...I didn't know how to take it Surprised

 

22.09.2006, 17:46 quote

Anonymous

yeah put your cock away and go and compliment her on her tan etc

 

22.09.2006, 18:13 quote

missme7

almostpurrrfect wrote:

i have to admit i read this post this morning and had NO IDEA how to reply......but i think you summed it up quite nicely there missme.



Thanks AP, I did think first of all it was a wind up but after re-reading it I was starting to picture the scene and was wondering why none of my neighbours get their cocks out when I'm in the garden......?

 

22.09.2006, 18:29 quote

Anonymous

missme7 wrote:
almostpurrrfect wrote:

i have to admit i read this post this morning and had NO IDEA how to reply......but i think you summed it up quite nicely there missme.



Thanks AP, I did think first of all it was a wind up but after re-reading it I was starting to picture the scene and was wondering why none of my neighbours get their cocks out when I'm in the garden......?


Pity you don't like near djroonie..match made in heaven by the sounds of it Laughing Wink

 

22.09.2006, 19:01 quote

djroonie
djroonie Joined: 21 Jul 2004 Posts: 33 Location: United Kingdom, England, Suffolk
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ha ha i wasnt exactly right at the window it was in the private of my own home but yeh it wasnt very private because she could see but she watched and didnt go anywhere!...............and cumon ladies if you saw a guy 6"1 tall with a body like brad pitt get nakid and start playing with his cock u would look rite? .......women love mail strippers exspecialy when they have a body like mine!.........and my head isnt that bad either!.........and for all of u who think its weird BOLLOX lol i bet u guys have done some real kinky shit that i would find weird so UT *PEEEEOW* Razz sorry i luv that smiley. lol

 

22.09.2006, 19:10 quote

missme7

djroonie wrote:
ha ha i wasnt exactly right at the window it was in the private of my own home but yeh it wasnt very private because she could see but she watched and didnt go anywhere!...............and cumon ladies if you saw a guy 6"1 tall with a body like brad pitt get nakid and start playing with his cock u would look rite? .......women love mail strippers exspecialy when they have a body like mine!.........and my head isnt that bad either!.........and for all of u who think its weird BOLLOX lol i bet u guys have done some real kinky shit that i would find weird so UT *PEEEEOW* Razz sorry i luv that smiley. lol



Yeh I'd look but it doesn't mean I'd go bangin the door down wanting to join in Rolling Eyes

 

22.09.2006, 19:59 quote

djroonie
djroonie Joined: 21 Jul 2004 Posts: 33 Location: United Kingdom, England, Suffolk
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Razz i never said u would!......i was just askin beacuse she mite have watched do u think she mite be up for some humpin? lol Razz ......do u think i should do it a few more times to make sure she is defanetly watching and if she enjoys go and invite her over or something? Very Happy

 

22.09.2006, 20:00 quote

Anonymous

djroonie wrote:
ha ha i wasnt exactly right at the window it was in the private of my own home but yeh it wasnt very private because she could see but she watched and didnt go anywhere!...............and cumon ladies if you saw a guy 6"1 tall with a body like brad pitt get nakid and start playing with his cock u would look rite? .......women love mail strippers exspecialy when they have a body like mine!.........and my head isnt that bad either!.........and for all of u who think its weird BOLLOX lol i bet u guys have done some real kinky shit that i would find weird so UT *PEEEEOW* Razz sorry i luv that smiley. lol



I wouldn't look. I have more sense than that.

Just because it was in your own home, it doesn't make it right.

Ok, if you had a sister, how would you react if a guy said all of this about her?

You'd probably be calling him a pervert.

 

22.09.2006, 20:05 quote

missme7

djroonie wrote:
Razz i never said u would!......i was just askin beacuse she mite have watched do u think she mite be up for some humpin? lol Razz ......do u think i should do it a few more times to make sure she is defanetly watching and if she enjoys go and invite her over or something? Very Happy




How could she resist such an offer when you put it like that..... Rolling Eyes

 

22.09.2006, 20:19 quote

Anonymous

djroonie wrote:
Razz i never said u would!......i was just askin beacuse she mite have watched do u think she mite be up for some humpin? lol Razz ......do u think i should do it a few more times to make sure she is defanetly watching and if she enjoys go and invite her over or something? Very Happy


You'd be lucky if she doesn't call the police. I fucking would.

 
 
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