how cum girls neva wana hav seex? dey jus wana kis n cudle n wach tv n i wana show dem sum luv wiv me masiv nob:evil:

methinks it's not gona take long before you start getting some answers to this one
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Mmm have you thought about changing tact.

You could start by saying have you had a good day, I will make the tea and do the ironing.

Or you could carry on saying, 'look at my hard on, what you gonna do about it.'

The second one is likely to get you punched in the face - if you are lucky.

If not you'll get kicked in the balls.

Metinks sum1 iz takin de piss!

wot is da pont ofa gf wen u neva get 2 fuk her?

Think about what you want to say, and then write it using English rather than text speak.

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