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13.01.2010, 02:44 quote

martintucker
martintucker Joined: 22 Oct 2009 Posts: 1330 Location: United Kingdom, Scotland, Edinburgh
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Smoked Weed - £10
Did Acid - £5
Ever had s * x at church - £25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-£40
Had s *x with someone you met on Internet - £25
Had s * x for money - £100
Vandalised something - £20
Had s * x on your parents' bed - £10
Beat up someone - £20
Been jumped - £10
Crossed dressed - £10
Given money to stripper - £25
Been in love with a stripper - £20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know - £0.10
Hit on someone of the same s * x while at work - £15
Ever drive drunk - £20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk - £50
Used toys while having s * x - £30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before - £20
Went skinny dipping - £5
Had s * x in a pool - £20
Kissed someone of the same s * x - £10
Had s * x with someone of the same s * x - £20
Cheated on your significant other - £10
Ma s *urb * ted- £10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend - £20
Done oral- £5
Got oral- £5
Done/got oral in a car while it was moving - £25
Stole something - £10
Made a dirty home video - £15
Had a threesome - £50
Had s * x outdoors - £20
Been in the same room while someone was having s * x - £25
Had s * x with someone over 10 years older - £20
Had s * x with someone under 10 years younger - £25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time - £50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it - £25
Went streaking - £5
Went streaking in broad daylight - £15
Been arrested - £5
Spent time in jail - £15
Peed in the pool - £0.50
Played spin the bottle - £5
Done something you regret - £20
Had s * x with your best friend - £20
Had s * x with someone you work with - £25
Had or given an * l love - £80
Lied to your significant other - £5
Lied to your significant about the love being good - £25


if you have done any of the above then add them all up and come up with your total - only count as one (dont for example give urself 40 quid cos you've done summit uve regretted twice - that just counts as twenty quid)

 

13.01.2010, 06:26 quote

eccles
Joined: 23 Jun 2006 Posts: 2201 Location: United Kingdom, England, Somerset
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hmmmmmmmm £595 money well spent who said kids have all the fun LOL
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13.01.2010, 08:20 quote

oakman
Joined: 07 Jun 2009 Posts: 1467 Location: United Kingdom, England, Surrey
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£595.60

A life well lead.

 

13.01.2010, 08:31 quote

tryst46

60.10 I really need to get out more

 

13.01.2010, 09:56 quote

whysoserious1983
whysoserious1983 Joined: 31 Mar 2009 Posts: 3714 Location: United Kingdom, England, Essex
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£800.60
It's the highest that I've seen so far, even on Facebook where gay people seem to get higher fines.
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13.01.2010, 12:29 quote

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13.01.2010, 15:41 quote

bbones
bbones Joined: 16 Sep 2008 Posts: 1164 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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£0.24p...

<----S.A.I.N.T.

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13.01.2010, 18:32 quote

martintucker
martintucker Joined: 22 Oct 2009 Posts: 1330 Location: United Kingdom, Scotland, Edinburgh
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whysoserious1983 wrote:
£800.60
It's the highest that I've seen so far, even on Facebook where gay people seem to get higher fines.


WTF Laughing

 

13.01.2010, 18:34 quote

annmarie5988

Laughing Laughing

Mine, as you well know Scott is £660.60 Very Happy

 

13.01.2010, 19:23 quote

martintucker
martintucker Joined: 22 Oct 2009 Posts: 1330 Location: United Kingdom, Scotland, Edinburgh
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am i right in thinking the love for money just means if she paid me ? Laughing

 

13.01.2010, 19:31 quote

missbo
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£495.10...not too bad
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13.01.2010, 20:08 quote

whysoserious1983
whysoserious1983 Joined: 31 Mar 2009 Posts: 3714 Location: United Kingdom, England, Essex
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martintucker wrote:
am i right in thinking the love for money just means if she paid me ? Laughing

Of course, otherwise it's "paid for love." Which is just wrong, getting paid on the other hand...
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13.01.2010, 20:16 quote

missjb

Ok i did this the other night and added up £510.10

but after doing it again here http://www.myfineis.com/
my total was actually £675.10!
So i kinda wish i never re did it, plus i had missed two options out as well!!!

The highest ive seen is over £900 which was one of my ex boyfriends!

 

13.01.2010, 20:19 quote

martintucker
martintucker Joined: 22 Oct 2009 Posts: 1330 Location: United Kingdom, Scotland, Edinburgh
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missjb wrote:
Ok i did this the other night and added up £510.10

but after doing it again here http://www.myfineis.com/
my total was actually £675.10!
So i kinda wish i never re did it, plus i had missed two options out as well!!!

The highest ive seen is over £900 which was one of my ex boyfriends!


over 900!!! he would have to have said yes to every question Laughing

 

13.01.2010, 21:28 quote

whysoserious1983
whysoserious1983 Joined: 31 Mar 2009 Posts: 3714 Location: United Kingdom, England, Essex
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missjb wrote:
but after doing it again here http://www.myfineis.com/
my total was actually £675.10!!


I got £835.60 on there.
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I got in touch with my feminine side. She emailed me back saying if I ever contacted her again she'd call the police.

 
 
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