Most of mine have been outrageous....














Joking..........

I bet you are not vixen

*ahem*


In the allotments behind my house......

did you get a large parsnip Laura?

You would have to pay me to have a go in the allotments by my house...

Erm, anyway...
Scariest place would have to be mine and my mates old running spot, back when i was training to join the army for the first time, anyway.

We used to run for a good 2 or 3 miles, then we would cut down this little dirt track like road - Exactly 1.5miles long (perfect for seeing how fast i could do it) must of been down there a good dozen times, never no one.

The week prior to me going of to Edinburgh for my Army fitness test we took my car so i was fit as a fiddle to do my best, parked up half way in a passing point/field entrance went off for my run - got back in just over 9 mins.

As we were cooling down, must of been something in the air (horse shit...) but for some reason we just started kissing, and then ended up her in my car, me with muddy knees...
Couple of minutes later, some old man came walking by with his dog.

I got into the army, pissed the Fitness test and all the other tests, and the only reason im not in the army as of this moment is because a cross between her, and the fact they never had the job i wanted...so i declined all job offerings they gave me, started seeing this girl...lasted just over a month...

I now wish i went in the army, hopefully applying again in the new year, ive got my 1.5mile run time to just over 10 mins so im mad for it, wont let no one get in my way this time.