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28.02.2008, 00:05 quote

Anonymous

cottoneyedjoe wrote:
darkhorse57 wrote:
cottoneyedjoe wrote:
darkhorse57 wrote:
cottoneyedjoe wrote:
funkyh wrote:
Lazy and selfish man who doesn lick armpit, shame on u i taste fuckin fabulous


marry, ...i was going to go out and buy a cadburys cream egg tomorrow as i love the taste, ...can i just come and see you instead?


If she ays yes, can I have the creme egg please?


lol it's all yours stu, ..cant have my curly wurlies tho as the last of them just got exported to very lovely romanian girl


I know, those bloody Romanian girls are only after one thing......I have some Curly Wurlies - has she got an older friend for me?



all young Nymphs Stu, ...so you will just have to become a dirty old man like me


/* big sigh */

I suppose I could force myself.

Do you think half a dozen Curly Wurlies would get me a 33 - 37 year old?

 

28.02.2008, 01:03 quote

Anonymous

darkhorse57 wrote:
cottoneyedjoe wrote:
darkhorse57 wrote:
cottoneyedjoe wrote:
darkhorse57 wrote:
cottoneyedjoe wrote:
funkyh wrote:
Lazy and selfish man who doesn lick armpit, shame on u i taste fuckin fabulous


marry, ...i was going to go out and buy a cadburys cream egg tomorrow as i love the taste, ...can i just come and see you instead?


If she ays yes, can I have the creme egg please?


lol it's all yours stu, ..cant have my curly wurlies tho as the last of them just got exported to very lovely romanian girl


I know, those bloody Romanian girls are only after one thing......I have some Curly Wurlies - has she got an older friend for me?



all young Nymphs Stu, ...so you will just have to become a dirty old man like me


/* big sigh */

I suppose I could force myself.

Do you think half a dozen Curly Wurlies would get me a 33 - 37 year old?


maybe, ....if you throw in a bar of fruit n nut as well Laughing

 

03.03.2008, 04:30 quote

gs1313
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RocketGirl wrote:
Cunnilingus has been proved scientifically to be akin to self harm.
This form of sexual contact should be banned forthwith.


Is that a sly way to make an excuse not to pleasure your lady in that way? hehe

 

18.03.2008, 06:02 quote

alan56
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gs1313 wrote:
RocketGirl wrote:
Cunnilingus has been proved scientifically to be akin to self harm.
This form of sexual contact should be banned forthwith.


Is that a sly way to make an excuse not to pleasure your lady in that way? hehe


Anyone who dose not want to go down on a woman, must be gay, I would go down on a woman anytime.

 

24.07.2008, 09:56 quote

scaramuccia

darkhorse57 wrote:
Yep, as I said before, avoid broccoli and cabbage. I don’t know whether or not this varies from person to person to person according to their biology and how their body breaks down food (I’m not a doctor fergawdssake), I can only speak from personal experience. I suspect that on the whole this topic is avoided between 2 people having love, I mean, you’re not exactly going to endear yourself to your partner if you say “ewww, that takes awful!!

As I also said before, cranberry juice is my preferred neutraliser (it is a ‘sweetner’) - if you come to visit and you get offered cranberry juice, you can almost bet I’m going to asking if I can give you oral love later I believe that most fruits and juices sweeten the vaginal secretions (and male ejeculate - not that I have any experience to comment on the validity of that fact)

Other notes made by darkhorse after oral love include: red meat, coffee and some alcohols causes a slightly acidic or bitter taste (but no odour), and dairy products rank (excuse the pun) up there with broccoli and cabbage as far I’m concerned.

According to sexual folklore, using sweet food stuffs as part of sexual play is often introduced by one partner to mask an unpleasant taste in the other persons bodily secretions. It seems to be commonly accepted that this taste is more prominent in vaginal secretions, but also noticeable in male ejaculate.

(I just did a bit of research and it seems that asparagus and onions also cause a very strong and not very pleasant taste in secretions too. Next time I am in the position to experiment with feeding someone before oral love, I shall report the results here - name and personal details will be changed to protect their modesty Laughing )


Still nothing to report back on on the last part of that post; I am a really shit cook

 

24.07.2008, 10:27 quote

choochi0

Excuses excuses. Never heard of takeaway?

 

24.07.2008, 10:29 quote

scaramuccia

choochi0 wrote:
Excuses excuses. Never heard of takeaway?


Isn't kerb crawling illegal?

 

24.07.2008, 10:34 quote

jeggae

choochi0 wrote:
Excuses excuses. Never heard of takeaway?


Vindaloo tasting fanny juice..hmmm sounds good
Can I have nan bread with that?

 

24.07.2008, 17:08 quote

choochi0

scaramuccia wrote:
choochi0 wrote:
Excuses excuses. Never heard of takeaway?


Isn't kerb crawling illegal?


Yes. Yes it is.

It would be strange to kerb crawl to find someone to cook for you though......

 

24.07.2008, 17:14 quote

cmiso

choochi0 wrote:
scaramuccia wrote:
choochi0 wrote:
Excuses excuses. Never heard of takeaway?


Isn't kerb crawling illegal?


Yes. Yes it is.

It would be strange to kerb crawl to find someone to cook for you though......


Yep as that summons up images of burger vans and roadside burger trolleys, places where only drunks usually buy food. That said drunk driving isn't as strange as it should be.

 

24.07.2008, 17:17 quote

choochi0

CMISO wrote:
choochi0 wrote:
scaramuccia wrote:
choochi0 wrote:
Excuses excuses. Never heard of takeaway?


Isn't kerb crawling illegal?


Yes. Yes it is.

It would be strange to kerb crawl to find someone to cook for you though......


Yep as that summons up images of burger vans and roadside burger trolleys, places where only drunks usually buy food. That said drunk driving isn't as strange as it should be.


It's VERY bad to drink and drive. Evil or Very Mad

 

24.07.2008, 17:28 quote

cmiso

Of course.

 
 
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