ha ha ha coll thank you for that. it is nice to see someone who is not bitter. welcome back to the forums hope you have fun.

And i locked the last post because it had gone drasticly off topic. best way to stop silly dissagreements is take away the thread lol

As i said have fun and enjoy the forums

Thank you for the apology, opinions are wanted but be tactful and dont hurt no ones feelings.
take care your fellow american, the crazilicious Aluria

Where is the apology to me?

i dint think you were rude lol just honest... you're sayin what most ppl are thinkin... and i dont think anyone takes real offence... afterall you're a stranger.. what does it matter what you said or didnt say about them? you dont know them they dont know you.
at the end of the day its all a bit of fun.

danni82,
You are too sexy......... I can't say what I am thinking right now; it would be rude. But know such thoughts keep me warm on cold nights.

Aluria,
Nice cleavage. If you were to wear that dress downtown in your hometown you could be arrested (neighbors would talk). You should be spanked, naughty girl. And you know what I am thinking right now. Hubba hubba. When you want to get spanked just shout out, we only live 2,000 miles apart.

SexyDan,
I can't remember what I said about you, but I remember what you said about me, you are rude! You might make a good Yank. Beside you are a moderator and you need thick skin for this job. I moderate two forums in the states, this is much more exciting. Be happy you are not reading boring technical stuff.

almostpurrfect,
You have come to my rescue and I will forever be at your side. You have an attitude that breeds success and I see success is in your future. In todays world, attitude is everything. What a sweet girl you are and beautiful. Beauty seems to be the norm on this forum making it difficult for me to contain myself and temper my true emotions, for public edification. But I will read your thoughts, there is nothing you can say to dismay me. You are sexy, beautiful and courageous. Thank you.

Thomas

Well, since it seems the men just look at cleavage and not profile, i have now changed pic. and sorry i still dont think you are my cup of tea. but thanks for the compliment on the pic

how sweet... (think i'll go throw up ) haha only kiddin.. thanks for the many compliments.. you can be quite.. normal.. when u put ur mind to it.

Sorry did i just read i was rude?

Oh what? You don't like rude and you don't like nice ........... You see... that is why we left Europe and sailed to America, here we pick one or the other, there you don't like either..............very confusing.

Anyway,

Sexydan, yes you are rude, get on the next boat and come to America.

Whizzer, you are right, girls do like rude .......... well, American girls....but only the rich ones. (Example: Paris Hilton).

Aluria, see how American you are? One compliment and you go change what you know we like. This IS a love forum or did you forget? What would you do if I asked to see your nipples ........... wear a vail?

almostpurrfect: What can I say, have you ever puked ON someone. Some people like it. I puked on my shoes once, I was drunk. Anyway, ever puked on a ........ what can I say that is OK here, sounds like enis?

Now in America, I would have just said penis; then I would go cover up my cleavage.

Love ya,
Thomas
P.S. almostpurrfect, I love it when you talk dirty. Tell me more about BJ. I only got one in my life and it was disappointing ......... and painful.

WELL, for one if you asked to see my nipples i would tell you to go f urself, cuz your only here to talk love, if you look at the other forums u would see, i am also witty, caring and dont take crap from no one. now as for pic, i said thank you for comp, i just got tired of guys like u just looking at the tits and not the person i am.

now disappointing i understand... inexperience breeds ineptetude...

but painful?? lemme guess.. teeth? not only did she think it was a dirty lolly she picked up off the floor but she thought it was a chew toy too? lmfao ... how young was she?

now telling you about the blowjob... what more can i say... i love to see the look on a man's face as i deliver the absolute best head he has ever or will ever recieve!


and um... concerning the puking... yes i did... i was fourteen and so drunk i could not see lmao... knacker drinkin... gotta love it. eventually my cousin saw me and put me in a taxi home where i clinged desperately to a chair and vehemently denied i was drinkin.. which earned me two weeks grounding... worth it tho for the funny memory.

Oh my, Aluria, you are very very rude. Look at all the nasty words you used and you seem to have a very bad view of men. You know we are interested in more than just love, we love cars too, .... and food. Now I know you really are an American, naughty girl. Is this a dating forum....? I missed it, I thought we were suppose to be talking about love and all things sexual. All you are interested in is who is looking at what....... Don't worry bout me, Aluria, I am harmless, see that little blue emticon shooting his power ray? That is me, I go so far and my power disappears, you are safe from my roaming eyes and almostpurrfect is so far away I can only imagine what fun she must be to have around; although I can only understand every other word she uses, how can we speak so different, it is all English!

Anyway, almostpurrfect, you gave me the BJ I missed all those many years ago; and it was wonderful even if it was in my mind. Memories are important and I hope all yours are exciting. Got to go, more later.

Love ya,
Thomas

Hey where is everybody ................

imma gonna bang all your heads together.