perhaps i should put up a cleavage pic ..... hmmmm.

I did used to have a cleavage picture.

Well I might get my arse out then and draw a nipple on each cheek and pretend Ive got a cleavage.

Well I'd love to but my nipple pink felt tips just run out of ink after finishing my porn stars or the 70's dot to dot book.

and besides they'd be the hariest pair of tits ever...(well except for a girl called Tanya who I used to date, she had really hairy nipples and no that aint a joke)

I thought you were going to send me that book?!

It's rude to turn down a woman.

careful laura, u might get what u wish for hehe

lol..hm.

I never turn a woman down..over maybe but never down.

lol, stop turning things into rude comments!

Sorry angel, Im a bit frustrated, my rubber dolls in at the menders having her leg sewn back on after I tried to get her into position number 36 in the Kama Sutra..I did try pretending she was Hether Mills but didn't do much for me thus Im left feeling a tad sexually frustrated so it spills out (talking of spilling out I must remember to empty her more often) in my posts.