tits, boobs, top bollocks, fun bags...call them what you will BUT I LOVE THEM.

Im never happier than when Im sat at home feeling a right tit.

Someone told me a pleasant nickname for them is ear muffs .... sigh..... think ill dwell on that thought a while .....

nice...Im dwelling to now...(is that a new term for knocking one off the wrist then?)

I hope you don't discriminate against left tits. They deserve love too.

lol hmm well i have some can't say much more really, i don't like them though just get in the way lmao

the advantages of being a smaller man

lol... knockers... what a name...

anyone ever noticed that the proper names your private parts are sooo horrible? vagina... have you ever heard a scarier name??

"A ladies legs make great ear muffs"

Yes, ear muffs while muff diving

nothing like a good pair of chest puppies tussling under the top of a nice young lady...

If I go into a bar {or anywhere for that matter} where there are a collection of finely assesetted ladies would I be wrong to consider that collective '
: a Booberie?




I was thinking along the lines of a Minagery? { or is that a mingernary?}

I'd love some tit fun right now but I cant be arsed to get any.

MMMMMMMMMMM BOOOOOOOOBIESSSS

Boobies are so fun, I love playing with boobs.
but I like playing with a muff burger better