Haha, don't all laugh at me! Seriously, is it true like, that if you masturbate too much it can damage you, or is one of those stupid myths/rumours?

I fookin' hope not...............

I know! My mate told me the other day, and I was like,

i guess it depends where you masterbating really... in the newsagents.. you might get a beating off the owner !

i guess at worst, your looking at replacing the keyboard, pulling your shoulder muscle, or shooting someone in the eye
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Actually this IS true, in a way.

Not that silly rubbish that it makes you go blind or any of that.... but wanking too much CAN have certain harmful effects.

Years ago, when we were teens a mate of mine decided to see how many wanks he could have in one day. I can't remember how many it actually was eventually, but we're talking a really stupid extreme amount.

The next day, one of his balls swelled up like a tennis ball, and was extremely painful. He went to to doctor, and had to go into hospital and have an op to have his testicle removed and so now only has one ball.

This is a true story, I'm not joking.

I hope not, I was thinking of giving the monkey a jolly good spanking tonight - although it's had enough attention at the petting zoo recently, you'd think it would want a rest, wouldn't ya?

God i hope not ........... or i should be 6 foot under by now ...........

I wonder if mutual masturbation is harmful?

Morning Stu ............. well again i bloody hope not ............

It can be to your sexlife - because obviously, you become accustomed to being 'rubbed up' in a certain way, so it makes it a lot harder for others to achieve the result.


Haha, how clinical of me.

i dunno, ...i'll find out later

not if it can mean havin one of the old fella's sidekicks taken out !
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Is masturbation harmful? Only if Moose finds out you've been doing it using a picture of Han
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