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05.01.2007, 12:37 quote

Anonymous

PrincessTamz wrote:
I'm sure men can do some sort of muscle exercise, much like pelvic floors that women do, to help slow things down and give more control when you feel like youre getting too excited.

Is that right?


Don't know about that PT, ...i just think of Margaret Thatcher

 

05.01.2007, 14:26 quote

Anonymous

loubylou wrote:
at least an hour n half a session with both holding bak til it goes BAng!!then off away again if its good to go!!ten minutes to 20 for a quickie


Yep that's it Lou.

 

05.01.2007, 14:31 quote

Anonymous

PrincessTamz wrote:
I'm sure men can do some sort of muscle exercise, much like pelvic floors that women do, to help slow things down and give more control when you feel like youre getting too excited.

Is that right?


Not sure its muscles..its all in the mind and slowing things down at the vital time.

I'm not an expert though

 

05.01.2007, 15:14 quote

PrincessTamz
PrincessTamz Joined: 15 Feb 2006 Posts: 470 Location: United Kingdom, England, Essex
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Sometimes I'm sooo glad I'm not a bloke...

 

05.01.2007, 15:53 quote

Mickeyoxford
Joined: 02 Jan 2007 Posts: 53 Location: United Kingdom, England, Oxfordshire
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PrincessTamz wrote:
Sometimes I'm sooo glad I'm not a bloke...


I'm not sure about that Tamz, women might have it easy when it comes to love, but here are just a few of the advantages of being a man:


> > > Wedding plans take care of themselves.
> > > Chocolate is just another snack.
> > > You can never be pregnant.
> > > You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
> > > You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
> > > Car mechanics tell you the truth.
> > > The world is your urinal.
> > > You never have to drive to another petrol
> > > station toilet because this one is just too icky.
> > > Same work, more pay.
> > > Wrinkles add character.
> > > Wedding dress £2000. Tux rental-£100.
> > > People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
> > > The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
> > > New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
> > > One mood all the time.
> > > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
> > > A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
> > > You can open all your own jars.
> > > You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
> > > If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
> > > Your underwear is £4.95 for a three-pack.
> > > Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
> > > You almost never have strap problems in public.
> > > You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
> > > Everything on your face stays its original colour.
> > > The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
> > > You only have to shave your face and neck.
> > > You can play with toys all your life.
> > > One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons.
> > > You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
> > > You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
> > > You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache..

All you women hate me now don't you??!!

 

05.01.2007, 16:16 quote

PrincessTamz
PrincessTamz Joined: 15 Feb 2006 Posts: 470 Location: United Kingdom, England, Essex
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Like I said... its only sometimes.... Morning Sickness anyone???

 

05.01.2007, 16:41 quote

Anonymous

PrincessTamz wrote:
Sometimes I'm sooo glad I'm not a bloke...


Most of men's problems are associated with the way men perceive their willies, and how they perform in Bed. It can be a big problem with men, ruin their lives and how they relate to women.

'I'm leaving you because you are crap in bed!!'...is the worse thing a woman can say to a man..fortunately I've never had it.

 

05.01.2007, 16:49 quote

Anonymous

Mickeyoxford wrote:
PrincessTamz wrote:
Sometimes I'm sooo glad I'm not a bloke...


I'm not sure about that Tamz, women might have it easy when it comes to love, but here are just a few of the advantages of being a man:


> > > Wedding plans take care of themselves.
> > > Chocolate is just another snack.
> > > You can never be pregnant.
> > > You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
> > > You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
> > > Car mechanics tell you the truth.
> > > The world is your urinal.
> > > You never have to drive to another petrol
> > > station toilet because this one is just too icky.
> > > Same work, more pay.
> > > Wrinkles add character.
> > > Wedding dress £2000. Tux rental-£100.
> > > People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
> > > The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
> > > New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
> > > One mood all the time.
> > > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
> > > A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
> > > You can open all your own jars.
> > > You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
> > > If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
> > > Your underwear is £4.95 for a three-pack.
> > > Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
> > > You almost never have strap problems in public.
> > > You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
> > > Everything on your face stays its original colour.
> > > The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
> > > You only have to shave your face and neck.
> > > You can play with toys all your life.
> > > One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons.
> > > You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
> > > You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
> > > You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache..

All you women hate me now don't you??!!


Hilarious!

 

05.01.2007, 17:14 quote

Anonymous

Jeggea wrote:
PrincessTamz wrote:
I'm sure men can do some sort of muscle exercise, much like pelvic floors that women do, to help slow things down and give more control when you feel like youre getting too excited.

Is that right?


Not sure its muscles..its all in the mind and slowing things down at the vital time.

I'm not an sepert though


I believe its the same set of muscles, allegedly you get a better/firmer erection too

 

05.01.2007, 17:48 quote

crimewave

that musscle can help, but its 90 % in the head

 

06.01.2007, 21:08 quote

Anonymous

crimewave wrote:
that musscle can help, but its 90 % in the head


id say it was more like 100% in the head

 

07.01.2007, 03:50 quote

ShaolinMonk
Joined: 09 Oct 2006 Posts: 75 Location: Canada, Ontario, Barrie
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ahh; its mind over matter, all about self controll.

 

07.01.2007, 04:54 quote

Anonymous

ShaolinMonk wrote:
ahh; its mind over matter, all about self controll.


Which you may have noticed there is a 'lack of' on this site...lol

 

07.01.2007, 07:35 quote

Anonymous

Mickeyoxford wrote:
PrincessTamz wrote:
Sometimes I'm sooo glad I'm not a bloke...



> > > Wedding plans take care of themselves. that is what wedding planners are for!
> > > Chocolate is just another snack. absolutely!
> > > You can never be pregnant. who would want to be!
> > > You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. and get a lot of attention!
> > > You can wear NO shirt to a water park. get even more attention!
> > > Car mechanics tell you the truth. or fix it myself!
> > > The world is your urinal. i would not be proud about peeing in the street!
> > > You never have to drive to another petrol
> > > station toilet because this one is just too icky. or use the world as your urinal?
> > > Same work, more pay. and better done!
> > > Wrinkles add character. and then Lancome removes them!
> > > Wedding dress £2000. Tux rental-£100. but who is everyone looking at?
> > > People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. and if they didn't I would be offended!
> > > The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. I have no comment on this!
> > > New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. or look sexier than hell!
> > > One mood all the time. yep - a bad one, be scared!
> > > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. esp to my mother!
> > > A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase. of course - who needs baggage!
> > > You can open all your own jars. Delia taught us how to do this!> > > You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. must try harder!
> > > If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. really?
> > > Your underwear is £4.95 for a three-pack. and itches like hell!
> > > Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. for a one legged blind man maybe!
> > > You almost never have strap problems in public. there is a joke here about strap ons isn't there?
> > > You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. lycra - invented by god for people who hate ironing!
> > > Everything on your face stays its original colour. eh????
> > > The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. yep! long and luxurious!
> > > You only have to shave your face and neck but i can do my legs without cutting myself!
> > > You can play with toys all your life. Oh GOD YES!
> > > One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons. as long as it is black!
> > > You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. male or female ... shorts .... NO!
> > > You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. who the hell carries a pocket knife!
> > > You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.. unfortunately after 50 yes!

 

07.01.2007, 10:27 quote

Anonymous

Mickeyoxford wrote:
I'm a bit worried that I don't last long enough in the sack. I can get hard again almost as soon as I have climaxed & I can go on like this all night, but how long should one good fcuk last???
Who cares how often you cum? Wink (Joke!)

Whether he cums or not, I personally am not overly worried just as long as he can keep going all night and then again in the morning..... and after breakfast ... break for lunch (got to keep up energy levels) and a quick nap before resuming. Wake up, have a quickie (an hour should do it), then concentrate on a decent meal, watch a movie whilst dinner goes down... then start all over again Twisted Evil

 
 
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