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15.08.2006, 16:19 quote

Anonymous

rofl

 

15.08.2006, 18:31 quote

ScotsDave
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Just wanted to add something (do you have to I here you tapping away on your comps yes I do) if you liked someone enough to make love/sex/sleep and any suitable words added. How could anything they/you do be horrible.........or am i just daft Wink




Life without memory is no life at all

 

15.08.2006, 20:11 quote

Anonymous

I agree Dave. Other than when i was young and naive and had sex for the wrong reasons, it's always been good... occasionally it's even been bloody amazing Wink

 

15.08.2006, 20:36 quote

ScotsDave
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redoctober wrote:
I agree Dave. Other than when i was young and naive and had sex for the wrong reasons, it's always been good... occasionally it's even been bloody amazing Wink



Nice to see you at last in here Very Happy you naive don't believe it, having sex for all wrong reasons sounds just like me......hope little ones ok o and the big one as well Smile Whats this about amazing sex you mean theres two of us(now hiding under table!) out there. Look I'll answer msg as morning one, take care see you in here tomorrow maybe Wink




Life without memory is no life at all

 

27.08.2006, 17:54 quote

trixipaws
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fkkkbg wrote:
There is no such thing as Horrible Sex.


yes there is, when ur not up for it but ur too wasted to punch his lights out, or when ur partner gets really sweaty! urrrrrrrgh

 

27.08.2006, 18:16 quote

ScotsDave
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trixipaws wrote:
fkkkbg wrote:
There is no such thing as Horrible Sex.


yes there is, when ur not up for it but ur too wasted to punch his lights out, or when ur partner gets really sweaty! urrrrrrrgh




do you punch then Laughing

 

28.08.2006, 11:16 quote

Anonymous

morillo wrote:
I remeber having sex on a beach once, after a while the sand got to much, was like making love to a tub of swarfega. Still, gave my knob a good exfoliating.


Lmao that is bloody funny!

 

03.09.2006, 16:57 quote

Hungryone
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Does this thread imclude the times when you didn't manage to get it???

My story: It's New Year 2003, I'm totally out of it ok...due to my drunken courage I walk over to a little fox and get chatting to her. To my surprise she gets interested and we start flirting amd messing about. We end up at her place, get naked and...my friend downstairs ain't interested!!!...so she gets angry at me cos she has missed the first shag of the new year and I end up on the street in the middle of no where at 2am facing a 20 mile walk home!!!

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T THINK YOU'RE GONNA GET LAID AND DRINK TOO MUCH PEOPLE!!! BE WARNED!!!

 

03.09.2006, 17:10 quote

FoxyHan
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oh i dont know, the first time was pretty bad there was no getting me wet or anything he just rammed it straight in there - fucking ouch, i was drunk and i didnt really know him (shamed little tart i am) and then i was doing a fab cowboy impression for the next few days after ... when i let a guy tie me up and he sort of got carried away, when your arms are restrained and then he blindfolds u and sits on your legs so he can tie them up to and then adds a tie as a gag for effect well u get the idea and then not so long ago when my bed mates bed collapsed and i ended up taking him to hospital .... hurrah for hannah pure classic lol

 

03.09.2006, 17:29 quote

ScotsDave
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FoxyHan wrote:
oh i dont know, the first time was pretty bad there was no getting me wet or anything he just rammed it straight in there - fucking ouch, i was drunk and i didnt really know him (shamed little tart i am) and then i was doing a fab cowboy impression for the next few days after ... when i let a guy tie me up and he sort of got carried away, when your arms are restrained and then he blindfolds u and sits on your legs so he can tie them up to and then adds a tie as a gag for effect well u get the idea and then not so long ago when my bed mates bed collapsed and i ended up taking him to hospital .... hurrah for hannah pure classic lol



You seem to have had quite a time, what was with all this tying up okey if you both agress have a special word as well but not if you don't want to do it. Getting drunk first time...............hope your okey now! Laughing

 

03.09.2006, 17:32 quote

Anonymous

Did someone mention tying up?

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Pol x

 

03.09.2006, 17:47 quote

FoxyHan
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ScotsDave wrote:
FoxyHan wrote:
oh i dont know, the first time was pretty bad there was no getting me wet or anything he just rammed it straight in there - fucking ouch, i was drunk and i didnt really know him (shamed little tart i am) and then i was doing a fab cowboy impression for the next few days after ... when i let a guy tie me up and he sort of got carried away, when your arms are restrained and then he blindfolds u and sits on your legs so he can tie them up to and then adds a tie as a gag for effect well u get the idea and then not so long ago when my bed mates bed collapsed and i ended up taking him to hospital .... hurrah for hannah pure classic lol



You seem to have had quite a time, what was with all this tying up okey if you both agress have a special word as well but not if you don't want to do it. Getting drunk first time...............hope your okey now! Laughing



doubt he would have stopped anywy if there was a word - ok now tho it was a few years back

 
 
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