was having sex with the same jerk who wanted his little sex kitten living with us and he asked if he could pee inside of me, i looked at him jumped off the bed and said you are a f****king sicko, the next day was the sex kitten thing.(see other post) let him and his sex kitten get it on no me, gross, yuck

ok lemme think.... it would have to be when i was only starting out and have never had such an experience since thank goddddddd.....
we were havin a great time grindin away and i hafta say the sex was passable... no earth movments but hey they cant all be (him).... but here's the cringer... when he came he shot... wait for it... not sperm... oh no that would have been doing things right... he shot blood.... nuf said.

I got stung by a wasp too!!

Not "down below" but on my arm, I think is was trying to hybernate in the bed.... After the pain then the laughter, it was enough to really put the dampers on the moment...

I reckon they know how to get their own back on us humans when it really hurts!!

there was a guy i was seeing and we had sex and he would thrust a couple of times then stop to kiss me then start again, and it was a nitemare.. in the end i pretended to fall asleep, so he would stop and he tried to wake me up and the cheeky sod decided to carry on, so i pushed him off me

I met a very nice girl on the taxi rank on the way home one night....

Anyway things got fruity in the taxi and we went back to hers...

I fell out of the bed at least 5 times...

I am sorry...

Um, *cough* she fell asleep..... Yeah, 'nuff said right there...

uve got to be joking¬¬¬
I rember a man trying to make me cum via his hand, my god he rubbed so hard i was in agonising pain and when i complained he just said "shhhhh i know what i am doing here" lol

Quote:

No gentle...man then! Had the same prob with a lady raw for days We all need someone to talk to my o my You need a shoulder to cry on my o my Call me I'll be standing by

You're an inspiration to us all (well except that one time )...

that one time was not long ago and i have been tested again in the last week and half.... clean results lmao

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner !