We've all had it - what are your stories, if you could rate it what would it be? -dont be shay - just tell.......

Here's mine:


Pissed up at a party in sixth form.

A girl had made it clear at school that she was interested in hooking up at the party.

I was in a room with my head swirling (was really into sheridans then, its really very good)

She came into the room and starting licking my neck - not in a sexy way at all.

She started to undo my shirt and then said she was on - i said i didnt really feel up for it, besides we'd make a mess in my mates bed and didnt want to have to explain.

She said not to worry.

Then produced a bin bag from her back pocket, laid it on the bed and said that would work.

thought why not.

Had a go, but still remember stuff sloshing about......

i've shared - now you guys..
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OMG! Thats gross!

I had one of those accidents thats been talked about on the anal thread... nuff said me thinks!

I remeber having sex on a beach once, after a while the sand got to much, was like making love to a tub of swarfega. Still, gave my knob a good exfoliating.

Mine was at the beach we were having a bit of foreplay and i got stung down below by a wasp big let down as at the time i was increadably horny

Dont blame the wasp...he was after your honey pot....

Did I really just say that...where's the bloody edit button, quick....

Did you offer to rub it better with a dock leaf?

I wish, just one of those random festival occurances

mine was 3 weeks ago been on few dates with a guy, went back to his place both so pissed cudnt realy do anything worse sex ive ever had he was just shall we say bashing about i was complete pissed very bad bever doing wine again banned substance, im looking for more meaning full future can a bad girl put her bad ways behind her

mmm ive been thinking...i cant think of a really bad time to be honest, maybe an off day when i was in a relationship. maybe my time will come hehe

There is no such thing as Horrible Sex.

I cudnt think of horrible sex that i have experienced, im sure once or twice it was pretty horried but there is no better horrible sex experience than this which happened to my friend. My friend went to Australia for a year a couple of years ago (and this really was a friend not me pretending it was a friend). The first few months into it she ment an australian who she described as a bit of a hippy. She ended up sleepin with him and just as this guy was about to orgasm - he screamed out to my friend "Welcome to Australia" over and over again. My friend never saw him again lol jen xx

worst sex i have ever had was in the back of a old beat up Volkswagen bug. The guy was over six feet tall, I'm 5'3, and we were both pretty drunk, but not to drunk to notice and remember my head being banged over and over against the car or him not listening to me saying ouch.

Well ............ you women are responsible for your own orgasm. All I am required to do is stay hard, and if that is not enough I will do what it takes but you have to lead the way or make the suggestion .......... I can't read your mind.

I feel all aggressive when I am the horndog but once the juice is gone my attention goes to sports and fast cars; food yes, always food. You want orgasm you have to go first or get aggressive after.

Head banging wow I like that. Squeeze his balls every time you say ouch and I bet he will listen. Over 6 feet tall, wow again, was his johnson big too, VW is so 60's. He was big enough for you to ride him like a pony. Keep his saddle horn lubed. No matter what you say, ............ it is all GOOD!

Thomas

well worst time was wen i was doing it in my car and cracked my head off the roof, and had blood gushing out
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