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07.11.2007, 18:20 quote

Anonymous

limbo64 wrote:
I got the sack for having sex.... mind you I was driving a hearse at the time BOOM! BOOM! Razz


That is just sick and disgusting. Evil or Very Mad

Anyway I have always had dreams of having sex with one of my co-workers, only thing is that I am a Farmer................

 

07.11.2007, 18:32 quote

Anonymous

No never, but I once had a boss (old enough to be my grandfather) who kept smacking my bottom as I walked past etc. Then one day I asked him to lift a heavy box of files for me and he said "This is just like sex, hard work and a pain in the arse".....huh????....I was so embarrassed I just walked out the room, then later that day he asked me in a very smarmy way "fancy a quickie down the pub later?" (eyebrows waggling groucho-style) - thankfully I managed to avoid him til I left after that, I never did know what he was really after!

 

07.11.2007, 18:38 quote

Anonymous

I would never recommend it having had the experience of being an 'office watcher' as it were.
A woman and a man where I worked apparently decided "a casual bonk" would be a good idea. Til she then 'fell in love' with the guy, he didn't reciprocate. In the end it was embarrassing for all of us, she told everyone in the office he had a tiny manhood and he told everyone she was a right slag to have jumped into bed with him in the first place - amazingly alot of people took the attitude she was a slapper, and didnt seem to think he had done anything other than be some stud to be admired....although he came in for alot of stick for having a tiny manhood.
The girl handed in her notice and left pretty quick which was a shame.
Don't do it if you don't want ramifications I reckon.
Personally i don't want my personal life being put under the microscope for others to pontificate about.

 

07.11.2007, 19:00 quote

manfrommayo

RocketGirl wrote:
The girl handed in her notice and left pretty quick which was a shame.
Don't do it if you don't want ramifications I reckon.
Personally i don't want my personal life being put under the microscope for others to pontificate about.


I know what you're saying, I never worked in an office, and the topic of thread itself is irrelevant in my case - I work with my father and uncles! Razz

But, my last relationship was with a girl I met on a private chat forum - an offshoot of a larger political website - in hindsight, I see similarities 'dating' someone on a small website, and dating someone in an office - the consequences are very similar. Personal life under microscope, pontification, disastorous consequences if/when it breaks up.

DO NOT DATE IN CONFINED SPACES!! Razz Razz Razz

 

07.11.2007, 19:27 quote

shirazkhan
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yes ladies and gents - only date in wide open pastures, deserts, mountain ranges and the prairie. Laughing Laughing

 

07.11.2007, 19:59 quote

manfrommayo

shirazkhan wrote:
yes ladies and gents - only date in wide open pastures, deserts, mountain ranges and the prairie. Laughing Laughing


You took my caps lock advise too literally.... Razz

Anyway, moutains and lakes are an ideal place to take a lady, lest she is a out-and-out urbanite! Laughing

 

07.11.2007, 20:14 quote

shirazkhan
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ManFromMayo wrote:
shirazkhan wrote:
yes ladies and gents - only date in wide open pastures, deserts, mountain ranges and the prairie. Laughing Laughing


You took my caps lock advise too literally.... Razz

Anyway, moutains and lakes are an ideal place to take a lady, lest she is a out-and-out urbanite! Laughing


was just keeping FB's tradition of wayward posts unrelated to the topic alive Wink

 

07.11.2007, 20:27 quote

Anonymous

Does that mean if you're a cowboy out in the middle of nowhere in Montana it would be okay to have it away with a lady rancher? They could find their own personal space for 100 miles if things got a bit closterphobic.....

 

07.11.2007, 22:26 quote

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RocketGirl wrote:
Does that mean if you're a cowboy out in the middle of nowhere in Montana it would be okay to have it away with a lady rancher? They could find their own personal space for 100 miles if things got a bit closterphobic.....


lady, i dont know how your mind works - but it works well Laughing

 

08.11.2007, 17:02 quote

Daveman82
Daveman82 Joined: 04 Nov 2007 Posts: 9 Location: United Kingdom, Scotland, Edinburgh
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Aye twice. One I regret. She couldn't accept that it was over.

 

08.11.2007, 17:22 quote

manfrommayo

shirazkhan wrote:
ManFromMayo wrote:
shirazkhan wrote:
yes ladies and gents - only date in wide open pastures, deserts, mountain ranges and the prairie. Laughing Laughing


You took my caps lock advise too literally.... Razz

Anyway, moutains and lakes are an ideal place to take a lady, lest she is a out-and-out urbanite! Laughing


was just keeping FB's tradition of wayward posts unrelated to the topic alive Wink


Ah yes.. I've seen those alright! Razz

 

08.11.2007, 21:25 quote

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ManFromMayo wrote:
shirazkhan wrote:
ManFromMayo wrote:
shirazkhan wrote:
yes ladies and gents - only date in wide open pastures, deserts, mountain ranges and the prairie. Laughing Laughing


You took my caps lock advise too literally.... Razz

Anyway, moutains and lakes are an ideal place to take a lady, lest she is a out-and-out urbanite! Laughing


was just keeping FB's tradition of wayward posts unrelated to the topic alive Wink


Ah yes.. I've seen those alright! Razz


Well those of you getting off topic, get back on it Laughing Wink

And no i havent
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08.11.2007, 22:36 quote

manfrommayo

megalone wrote:
limbo64 wrote:
I got the sack for having sex.... mind you I was driving a hearse at the time BOOM! BOOM! Razz


That is just sick and disgusting. Evil or Very Mad

Anyway I have always had dreams of having sex with one of my co-workers, only thing is that I am a Farmer................


Laughing We have been informed that we must get back on topic... so I will resist any sheep jokes this time! Razz

 

18.11.2007, 15:00 quote

Anonymous

Would love to, but she is a full on holier than thou bible-basher. Would get more joy out of trying it on with a nun ...

 

13.05.2008, 16:21 quote

gallus1976
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I've had a bit of nookie at work...

Back when I was a bit younger, I got it on with the receptionist - she was older but a good looking woman. It started at a staff night out, then continued over the next few months - with me finding reasons to work late, and her staying in town for shopping or whatever until the office was empty.

The risk of getting caught made it a thrill, and her being an older woman, she taught me a few things!

I met my now ex-wife at the same workplace - she came in to get business cards, and after we'd been seeing each other for a while, she used to come in to see me on the odd occasion when I was working late - and that led to some fun times...

After that though, and having changed jobs a few times, I've only ever dated folk from the workplace - but never risked more than the odd snatched kiss and e-mail flirting.

At the end of the day, we all spend more time at work than anywhere else, and quite often we go out with work colleagues to let our hair down too - so it's kind of inevitable that you're going to hook up with work mates now and then...

Now that I work for myself though, and from home - not much nookie at all!

 
 
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