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09.10.2006, 18:05 quote

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I occassionally have a shit at work, does that count?

 

09.10.2006, 18:43 quote

Aradon
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Letmein wrote:
I occassionally have a shit at work, does that count?


dude


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17.02.2007, 16:07 quote

Anonymous

Aradon wrote:
Letmein wrote:
I occassionally have a shit at work, does that count?


dude



pmsl that cracked me up

 

17.02.2007, 16:17 quote

Anonymous

I used to when I worked at IKEA, mainly for 2 reasons ..

1. There was a female auditor who was absolutly gorgeous and used to be very suggestive and flirtatious with me even though she was married, so I used to go to the toilet after talking to her.

2. To waste time, when I was bored and wanted to hideout for half hour, perfect thing to do!

Can't do it in this job though, my hands are constantly covered in either sandpaper dust, toxic resin, fibreglass gel or activation fluid

 

17.02.2007, 16:23 quote

Anonymous

aDecentGuy wrote:

Can't do it in this job though, my hands are constantly covered in either sandpaper dust, toxic resin, fibreglass gel or activation fluid


you sure that wouldnt enhance your pleasure? Laughing

 

17.02.2007, 16:31 quote

Anonymous

scottie69 wrote:
aDecentGuy wrote:

Can't do it in this job though, my hands are constantly covered in either sandpaper dust, toxic resin, fibreglass gel or activation fluid


you sure that wouldnt enhance your pleasure? Laughing


Dunno .. but i'd be hard for a while tho!

Wait, i could extend it using fibreglass! NO .. i'll have the worlds first Carbon Penis!! Laughing

 

27.02.2007, 02:16 quote

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Yup, couple of customers. I'm a body piercer so I have a private room with a couch

 

27.02.2007, 10:59 quote

Anonymous

Anonymous wrote:
I occassionally have a shit at work, does that count?
Damn straight, have a dump and they can pay for you to do it.

 

27.02.2007, 11:19 quote

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guitargirl wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
I occassionally have a shit at work, does that count?
Damn straight, have a dump and they can pay for you to do it.


Thats a kind of relief too!

I've never had a wank in the bogs at work

But I have had love after hours on a pool table in a pub where i used to work
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27.02.2007, 11:49 quote

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Hugglies wrote:
guitargirl wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
I occassionally have a shit at work, does that count?
Damn straight, have a dump and they can pay for you to do it.


Thats a kind of relief too!

I've never had a wank in the bogs at work

But I have had love after hours on a pool table in a pub where i used to work


You notty thing you Twisted Evil
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27.02.2007, 12:01 quote

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I've had my moments....


Twisted Evil


Just not for years

Crying or Very sad
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27.02.2007, 12:04 quote

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Hugglies wrote:
guitargirl wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
I occassionally have a shit at work, does that count?
Damn straight, have a dump and they can pay for you to do it.


Thats a kind of relief too!

I've never had a wank in the bogs at work

But I have had love after hours on a pool table in a pub where i used to work


Did you feel his balls through the pockets?






sorry that was terrible

 

27.02.2007, 12:08 quote

Anonymous

Hugglies wrote:
guitargirl wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
I occassionally have a shit at work, does that count?
Damn straight, have a dump and they can pay for you to do it.


Thats a kind of relief too!

I've never had a wank in the bogs at work

But I have had love after hours on a pool table in a pub where i used to work
hah yeah I guess. I started having a bit of a wank at work once, but had to abandon it - too many women coming in for a pee and an over application of lipgloss. Put me right off my stroke it did.

 

27.02.2007, 12:09 quote

Anonymous

ChiefOHara wrote:
Hugglies wrote:
guitargirl wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
I occassionally have a shit at work, does that count?
Damn straight, have a dump and they can pay for you to do it.


Thats a kind of relief too!

I've never had a wank in the bogs at work

But I have had love after hours on a pool table in a pub where i used to work


Did you feel his balls through the pockets?






sorry that was terrible
Made me LOL.

So have you wanked at work? Flouncing around in your dress and tights, knocking one out whilst shouting Juliet you filthy bitch?

 

27.02.2007, 12:18 quote

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ha ha ha ha ha

Forsooth what hardess in yonder pants doth break?
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